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re: The Zoosiana zoo in Brousard - absolutely pathetic
Posted on 3/24/18 at 9:48 pm to WXman
Posted on 3/24/18 at 9:48 pm to WXman
youre looking at the whole situation wrong
1. The tiger cage comes with a "seaworld esque" splash zone (shouldve purchased the poncho in the gift shop #rookiemistake)
2. The turtle exhibit was a full on spring break orgy when we went
3. The fox was puking in his cage from his apparent all night bender with his turtle baws
4. And the zoo has awesome tree cover providing shade for the whole zoo
Zoosiana is king of all zoos
1. The tiger cage comes with a "seaworld esque" splash zone (shouldve purchased the poncho in the gift shop #rookiemistake)
2. The turtle exhibit was a full on spring break orgy when we went
3. The fox was puking in his cage from his apparent all night bender with his turtle baws
4. And the zoo has awesome tree cover providing shade for the whole zoo
Zoosiana is king of all zoos
This post was edited on 3/24/18 at 9:50 pm
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Posted on 3/24/18 at 9:52 pm to WXman
Go to the zoo in the morning if you want lively animals. That’s Like parenting 101. Tighten up your zoo game hoss.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 9:54 pm to OweO
quote:Much more interactive than that clip joint in New Orleans. $26 and you get that close to big cats? Sounds worth it.
Seeing lion nuts, a tiger piss on a kid and a snake slither across the sidewalk seems like a good experience.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 9:56 pm to WXman
If I remember right, that is a privately owned zoo run with a lot of volunteers. Since you found entry fee to be inexpensive and your kiddo enjoyed it a lot, you did give them a little extra cash, right?.....
Posted on 3/24/18 at 9:57 pm to WXman
So you're pissed they didn't neuter the lions? 
Posted on 3/24/18 at 11:28 pm to WXman
Zoosiana isn't that bad and the kids always love it. I do find it hilarious that they have some Huskies in the pin labeled as wolves. 
Posted on 3/24/18 at 11:31 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
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they have some Huskies in the pin labeled as wolves.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 11:36 pm to WXman
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A snake actually slithered across a walkway in front of us
Consider yourself lucky. At least it wasn't a Rhino. Years back they had a Rhino escape and run down Hwy 90.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 11:45 pm to WXman
Haha. Check my post history, had a similar experience. How about that "Bro Bridge" tho.
And those ducks in the sewage canal.
And ankle breaking sidewalks.
all that to say.
We had a blast.
And those ducks in the sewage canal.
And ankle breaking sidewalks.
all that to say.
We had a blast.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 11:46 pm to WXman
So lions were sleeping and a tiger pissed on someone. That's what they do. Don't know what you expect at a zoo where they damn well know they couldn't really run around even if they wanted to.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 11:56 pm to WXman
Well shite. I have to cancel my honeymoon now.
Posted on 3/25/18 at 12:35 am to WXman
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The bengal tiger needed to eat a burger it was so skinny and it actually LIFTED ITS LEG AND SPRAYED/PISSED ON A KID IN FRONT OF US!!! I’m not kidding! The kid of course screamed and cried and her parents were pissed.
Not only did you miss a once in a lifetime opportunity to make a world reknown GIF, but that's considered a blessing from the gods in many cultures.
Posted on 3/25/18 at 12:52 am to WXman
You're looking at it the wrong way. What you experienced was seeing those lovely animals in a setting much closer to reality than the fabricated zoo displays for the uncultured that are at big city zoos. Maybe you need to go back on a day when they have the chimps at the front entrance collecting tickets.
Posted on 3/25/18 at 12:57 am to WXman
That sounds like the Audubon Zoo in the 1960s.
Posted on 3/25/18 at 1:50 am to WXman
Goddamn, you're bitchmade. Hopefully your wife's manlier than you so your son can grow up with some male influence.
Also, that zoo sounds fricking awesome.
Also, that zoo sounds fricking awesome.
This post was edited on 3/25/18 at 2:04 am
Posted on 3/25/18 at 1:57 am to WXman
We had an annual pass to that place when we lived there so I can provide some expert analysis of your experience. That tiger has been steadily getting skinnier ever since the other tiger died. I believe they were siblings brought together and one died fairly young. He’s pee’d on lots of people, he’s just marking them for when he escapes and finally gets to eat again.
The peacocks are free to roam wherever, so that’s actually normal. The fun part is when the goats get out of the petting zoo because some kid leaves the gate open and you get to watch 2 workers try and chase down a bunch of pissed off goats.
The biggest sham at that zoo is the train ride, it’s 5 bucks to ride on a 1/4 mile track at 3 mph to see 3 zebra and some camels. Somehow the train went off the tracks about a year ago, it’s truly a special place.
The peacocks are free to roam wherever, so that’s actually normal. The fun part is when the goats get out of the petting zoo because some kid leaves the gate open and you get to watch 2 workers try and chase down a bunch of pissed off goats.
The biggest sham at that zoo is the train ride, it’s 5 bucks to ride on a 1/4 mile track at 3 mph to see 3 zebra and some camels. Somehow the train went off the tracks about a year ago, it’s truly a special place.
Posted on 3/25/18 at 6:30 am to BRgetthenet
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That’s where Janky met his wife.
No you ignorant frick, we met at cart ranch. I gave her my tickets after dominating these kids in ski ball. Then I schooled them in putt putt. If you could have seen the look in her eyes. She was smitten and I was kicked out.
Posted on 3/25/18 at 6:34 am to Janky
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No you ignorant frick, we met at cart ranch
Oh. I thought you brought a banana to her exhibit and it was all she wrote after she picked your scalp free of fleas and nibbled on the dead ones.
Sorry.
Posted on 3/25/18 at 7:07 am to WXman
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First exhibit was two lions, sleeping, with their lion testicles hanging out on full display.
I don’t think this part is that unusual. It’s not like the lions at other zoos bust out with a song and dance number when they see people.
Posted on 3/25/18 at 8:12 am to WXman
your poor son
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