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The women of Mayberry
Posted on 11/1/26 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 11/1/26 at 2:29 pm
Kinda like that Gilligans Island thread.
Miss Ellie had that spunk/confidence that made her attractive. She had Andy wrapped around her finger.
Peggy. Lawd have mercy, that woman's accent is like dipping sweet cornbread into buttermilk.
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Charlene. Cute as a button. Probably smells funny.
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Honorable mention. Aunt Bea would make you a good sandwich.
Miss Ellie had that spunk/confidence that made her attractive. She had Andy wrapped around her finger.
Peggy. Lawd have mercy, that woman's accent is like dipping sweet cornbread into buttermilk.
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Charlene. Cute as a button. Probably smells funny.
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Honorable mention. Aunt Bea would make you a good sandwich.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 2:33 pm to nuwaydawg
Andy should have locked Peggy down. That was the one. Nurse, rich family and loved to cook. 10/10
Posted on 11/1/26 at 2:36 pm to nuwaydawg
Helen was a bitch. I don't know what he saw in her. I'm Team Ellie the Lady Druggist although Andy and she hated each other IRL, Of course there's Jeannie the manicurist but she was only in one episode.
I've always been curious what Juanita at the diner looked like.
Then there were the Fun Girls
I've always been curious what Juanita at the diner looked like.
Then there were the Fun Girls
Posted on 11/1/26 at 2:44 pm to Jim Rockford
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Of course there's Jeannie the manicurist but she was only in one episode.
Major Nelson had her bottled up, which is ironic because an alcoholic probably wouldn’t leave anything in the bottle.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 2:45 pm to nuwaydawg
So I work in Mount Airy NC about once every two months.
Their famous place is the Snappy Lunch featuring their pork chop sandwich. It okay.
Their famous place is the Snappy Lunch featuring their pork chop sandwich. It okay.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 3:19 pm to nuwaydawg
If Andy had listened to his aunt, he could have had Racine, the widow who owned a bakery truck.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 3:30 pm to Jim Rockford
Team Ellie
Posted on 11/1/26 at 3:31 pm to nuwaydawg
Gosh, does anyone rank Thelma Lou?
Posted on 11/1/26 at 3:47 pm to nuwaydawg
The Fun Girls, Baw!!!! 
Posted on 11/1/26 at 3:51 pm to nuwaydawg
With them chompers Ellie could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 3:51 pm to nuwaydawg
I don't know anything about his weekends with Gomer in Mt. Pilot, and I don't want to know
Posted on 11/1/26 at 4:40 pm to Jim Rockford
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Helen was a bitch. I don't know what he saw in her
She really was. I liked it when Andy man handled her, forcing her to sit down (Three Wishes for Opie). Miss Ellie or Peggy would have been far better choices.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 4:52 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:You'll have to ask the fat man in the bathtub with the blues for that info.
I've always been curious what Juanita at the diner looked like.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 5:14 pm to nuwaydawg
He obviously should've chose the aesthetician. 
Posted on 11/1/26 at 5:53 pm to onelochevy
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Andy should have locked Peggy down. That was the one. Nurse, rich family and loved to cook. 10/10
My wife's uncle had a GF like that, smoking hot body, CPA, worth $50 million and loved to cook. He phucked it up over a chinese massage "therapist" who gave him free ones. Dude was getting laid every night by his GF
Posted on 11/1/26 at 5:57 pm to nuwaydawg
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Miss Ellie
Played by Elinor Donahue. Years later she would make an appearance on Friends as Ross and Monica's aunt in the episode where their grandmother died twice.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 6:19 pm to JYD
Team Ellie. She was awesome
Posted on 11/1/26 at 7:04 pm to nuwaydawg
Whichever one was Tatum's mom.
I woulda wore her out.
I woulda wore her out.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 7:10 pm to Jim Rockford
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Of course there's Jeannie the manicurist but she was only in one episode
“ I don’t know if you know this or not, but nature’s been good to you. I mean real real REAL good.”
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