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The Wikipedia article about Graham crackers mentions masturbation.
Posted on 5/20/24 at 7:55 pm
Posted on 5/20/24 at 7:55 pm
I was just trying to figure out what they’re made out of. This was totally unexpected.
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The graham cracker was inspired by the preaching of Sylvester Graham, who was part of the 19th-century temperance movement. He believed that minimizing pleasure and stimulation of all kinds, including the prevention of masturbation, coupled with a vegetarian diet anchored by bread made from wheat coarsely ground at home, was how God intended people to live, and that following this natural law would keep people healthy. Towards that end, Graham introduced the world's first graham wafer product. It was a dull, unsifted flour biscuit baked by Graham himself.
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Posted on 5/20/24 at 7:57 pm to Slippy
So if I eat a graham cracker while whacking can I see through the sands of time?
Posted on 5/20/24 at 7:57 pm to Slippy
I ate some graham crackers earlier and then masturbated. He was wrong.
Posted on 5/20/24 at 7:57 pm to Slippy
There is no way that dude had a normal, working dick.
Posted on 5/20/24 at 7:59 pm to Slippy
The liberals have ruined graham crackers and Wikipedia
Posted on 5/20/24 at 8:10 pm to Slippy
When I eat graham crackers it makes me jack off furiously multiple times a day.
Come to think of it…… so does meat, vegetables, bread, rice, sugar and water
Come to think of it…… so does meat, vegetables, bread, rice, sugar and water
Posted on 5/20/24 at 8:13 pm to Slippy
I believe Kellogg had some of these same beliefs.
Posted on 5/20/24 at 8:16 pm to Slippy
This is the kind of random shite I love on the OT. Not being sarcastic. Someone comes across something extremely odd or quirky and shares it.
Posted on 5/20/24 at 8:19 pm to Slippy
You don't usually see graham crackers and masturbation in the same sentence.
Posted on 5/20/24 at 8:21 pm to Slippy
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He believed that minimizing pleasure and stimulation of all kinds, including the prevention of masturbation
This is the kind of quality information I come to TigerDroppings for
Posted on 5/20/24 at 8:22 pm to MTNviewTiger
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So if I eat a graham cracker while whacking can I see through the sands of time?
That cop in Livingston Parish tried that and ended up with a life sentence. Be careful.
Posted on 5/20/24 at 8:24 pm to LRB1967
Id rather eat hard tack and a popeyes biscuit in the desert with no water than eat a fricking graham cracker
Posted on 5/20/24 at 8:25 pm to MTNviewTiger
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So if I eat a graham cracker while whacking can I see through the sands of time?
These are the Days of Our Lives.
Posted on 5/20/24 at 8:26 pm to LRB1967
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You don't usually see graham crackers and masturbation in the same sentence.
.....usually.
Posted on 5/20/24 at 8:27 pm to Slippy
This is accurate. The dude was a whack job.
Posted on 5/20/24 at 8:28 pm to Slippy
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The graham cracker was inspired by the preaching of Sylvester Graham, who was part of the 19th-century temperance movement. He believed that minimizing pleasure and stimulation of all kinds, including the prevention of masturbation, coupled with a vegetarian diet anchored by bread made from wheat coarsely ground at home, was how God intended people to live, and that following this natural law would keep people healthy.
Graham sounds a lot like John Kellog, another dry vegetable food magnate.
Posted on 5/20/24 at 8:29 pm to Auburn80
Yeah he did
Posted on 5/20/24 at 9:00 pm to Slippy
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Graham introduced the world's first graham wafer product. It was a dull, unsifted flour biscuit baked by Graham himself.
And den somebody went and threw sugar on that motherfricker, and errbody lost they damn minds.
Posted on 5/20/24 at 9:04 pm to MTNviewTiger
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So if I eat a graham cracker while whacking can I see through the sands of time?
If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day till eternity passes away
just to spend them beating off to graham crackers
Posted on 5/20/24 at 9:09 pm to shutterspeed
Smores are obviously a forbidden treat.
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