re: The Use Of Alternate Names For Common Things That Instantly Make You Dislike Someone

Marital aid.


It’s a dildo.

Chinos (instead of khakis/pants)

Staycation (instead of I’m taking a few days off and not going anywhere)

I didn't like you anyway.


Also making groceries.

Did you mean boo or bae?

Pop instead of coke

My wife gets really mad when I call the bartender a bar maid. Says it’s very disrespectful

Excitable boy...they all said...

Housekeeper (instead of maid).

Sorry, had a friend come over unexpectedly and couldn't expand on my reply.

Obviously hose pipes can be used for many things other than supplying water from a hose bib. I've seen them used to supply compressed air and also for drainage on small sump pumps to pump out water or sewer.

And All water heaters are classified as "Water Heaters" but some are also "Hot Water Heaters"

For instance a tank heater is a water heater the First time it's lit up to heat the water, every time after that it's a hot water heater because it's basically re-boiling the same tank of water. But a tankless is a water heater unless it's being used as a booster heater.

Also Booster heaters are "hot water heaters". you can find these in many commercial kitchens where the water needs to be 180 degrees for sterilization purposes for the dishwasher. They piggyback off the hot water made by the initial water heater to heat the already hot water to higher temps.

And I apologize if I am coming off as a smart arse, Im not trying to be, just really would love for this ridiculous topic to be put to bed.

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But I guess the one that really gets under my skin-
6. ”Flight attendant” for a fricking stewardess

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It's flight safety coordinator, dick.

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I’m literally shaking. Literally.

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That's way more serious than the figurative variety of shaking.