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re: The Use Of Alternate Names For Common Things That Instantly Make You Dislike Someone

Posted on 11/14/18 at 7:50 pm to
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

I can't stand the new use for 'dude' in sports talk.
Everyone from college Head Coaches to Herbstreit to Moscona use it now.
"I tell ya what. Bama has some Dudes on that O-Line."

That shite is dumber than 'Baw'



Agreed Mikee, it's like being struck in the head by an early 80's hammer.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47531 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

Agreed Mikee, it's like being struck in the head by an early 80's hammer.


I blame Mark Richt unless someone else said it before this summer.

July
Richt says Miami will have problem with LSU's dudes.

From May.
Richt Says Miami will have dudes ready to ball out.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76521 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

Grocery cart....it’s a buggy you dumb motherfricker


You make groceries with a grocery BASKET, yankee
Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
3040 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 7:58 pm to
Kiddos
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9948 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 7:59 pm to
make groceries ...for grocery shopping. It makes my skin crawl.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76521 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

Pop for any coke/soda. Easy one.


It’s either a coke or a cold drink, yankee
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76521 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

Sugar diabetes.


Right. It’s just diabeetus. No adjective needed.
Posted by tigNstick629
Member since Jan 2017
142 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:03 pm to
Cola

for Columbia, SC
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9948 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

Cement instead of concrete.

females get a pass on this one...but only females.
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
31928 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:05 pm to
I think it started with Steve Addazio.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17314 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:18 pm to
PIN #

You just said “Personal ID Number Number” jackass
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8699 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

Soc for social security number.


Ahem. If you have to settle an estate, get used to all people in power referring to it as a "social".

I had to ask someone what that was.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17314 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

quote:
But I guess the one that really gets under my skin-
6. ”Flight attendant” for a fricking stewardess


It's flight safety coordinator, dick.


Wrong - Waitress in the Sky

She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Paid my fare, don't want to complain
You get to me, you're always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
'Cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky, oh hoh
And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking"
My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'"
Don't treat me special or don't kiss my arse
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A real union flight attendant, my oh my
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22482 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:23 pm to
I don't like "booksack"
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17314 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

booksack


I never carried one. Backpack?
Posted by Dinkle
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2006
1180 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:43 pm to
Brake tag instead of inspection sticker
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90843 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:58 pm to
White perch instead of crappie
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22450 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

2. “Truck” when referring to an SUV




I call them "girly trucks".


I submit "mouth hug" for your consideration. (Credit to Ron White)
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3155 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 9:05 pm to
_______ engineer


Bitch, you’re a garbage man. Or someone’s helper
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 9:11 pm to
Sammich
Brake tag
Va jay jay
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