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re: The Ultimate test to determine whether your neighborhood is ghetto or not
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:47 pm to OweO
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:47 pm to OweO
quote:I was in Albertson's when a non-swimming Canadian Democrat went up to the battery section, threw about 20 packages in a bag, and calmly walked out
What about the amount of items that is locked up in the electronics department? I have noticed some walmarts lock up more items than others. Some lock up batteries
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:50 pm to PrivatePublic
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Is thugs stealing condoms a big deal?
I'd have a rack of em in the parking lot free for the taking.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:53 pm to upgrayedd
I was just about to google that pic

Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:55 pm to Kafka
quote:
battery
When I was in high school, I am not saying this in any type of racist context at all, just stating a fact, but black people were always looking for batteries. A few years ago I was talking with someone who teaches and she was telling me about how kids always ask her for batteries.
I always keep batteries in stock, but its been over a year since I have had to buy batteries.. So what the hell do they need batteries for all the time?
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:59 pm to PrivatePublic
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is apparently whether or not your local Wal-Mart locks up its condoms, only accessible when the pharmacy is open.
Uhh, based on the out of wedlock births, I doubt they use condoms.
A better measure is if they keep the Crown Royal behind the customer service desk or locked up while infinitely better whiskey is out on the shelves.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:04 pm to PrivatePublic
Not true
The Walmart in New Iberia has condoms unlocked and we all know the berry is trashy.
The Walmart in New Iberia has condoms unlocked and we all know the berry is trashy.
This post was edited on 6/8/17 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:06 pm to OweO
quote:
So what the hell do they need batteries for all the time?
Smuggle them to their family in jail so they can light homemade cigarettes?
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:28 pm to Hoyt
quote:Women get a lot of non sexual infections. Infections lead to antibiotics. Antibiotics neutralize birth control, ergo most married men over 30 need condoms if they don't want more kids.
Why are you wearing a condom with your wife?
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:30 pm to PrivatePublic
CVS at LSU had them locked up. I always thought that was dumb
Posted on 6/9/17 at 5:27 am to PrivatePublic
quote:
Why are you wearing a condom with your wife?
she's breastfeeding
Which lowers her chance of getting pregnant like 1000%
Posted on 6/9/17 at 5:38 am to offshoreangler
quote:
If you have a Wal Mart in your neighborhood it's ghetto, end of story.
I can walk to Wal-Mart from my house, and I live in one of the top rated areas in the country. It's not Wal-Mart that is ghetto. It is the people inside of said Wal-Mart that make it ghetto. If there is no ghetto people around, Wal-Mart isn't all that bad.
Posted on 6/9/17 at 7:55 am to The Truth 34
I believe they only use them to smuggle contraband into prison.
Posted on 6/9/17 at 8:57 am to PrivatePublic
Her mouth and pooper are locked up too?
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:37 am to PrivatePublic
You think that shite's bad, the Walgreens on Claiborne and Napoleon locks up it's soap. You heard me right, it's fricking bath soap!
I told the manager that it was the most ghetto thing I'd ever seen. I told him I would be willing to contribute to a charitable soap fund if he would consider giving poor/homeless folks that soap for free. MALSA!
I told the manager that it was the most ghetto thing I'd ever seen. I told him I would be willing to contribute to a charitable soap fund if he would consider giving poor/homeless folks that soap for free. MALSA!
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:42 am to ksayetiger
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quote:
Why are you wearing a condom with your wife?
she's breastfeeding
Which lowers her chance of getting pregnant like 1000%
Don't bet on it!!!
This is coming from a dad with children born 12 months apart.
Wife said, honey, we're having a baby.
I said, we've already got one!
(4 months old at the time, and still breastfeeding like a mofo!)
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:49 am to PrivatePublic
I hate my wal mart but my pharmacy has a 6 ft tall blonde goddess working there 
Posted on 6/9/17 at 10:15 am to PrivatePublic
My local Walmart has closed at midnight and stopped selling guns ever since Katrina. I must live in the ghetto
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