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re: The Ultimate test to determine whether your neighborhood is ghetto or not

Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:47 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159016 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:47 pm to
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What about the amount of items that is locked up in the electronics department? I have noticed some walmarts lock up more items than others. Some lock up batteries
I was in Albertson's when a non-swimming Canadian Democrat went up to the battery section, threw about 20 packages in a bag, and calmly walked out
Posted by Dont_Call_Me_RAY
Member since Feb 2017
1439 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:50 pm to
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Is thugs stealing condoms a big deal?

I'd have a rack of em in the parking lot free for the taking.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139227 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:52 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159016 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:53 pm to
I was just about to google that pic

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

battery


When I was in high school, I am not saying this in any type of racist context at all, just stating a fact, but black people were always looking for batteries. A few years ago I was talking with someone who teaches and she was telling me about how kids always ask her for batteries.

I always keep batteries in stock, but its been over a year since I have had to buy batteries.. So what the hell do they need batteries for all the time?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:56 pm to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80828 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:59 pm to
quote:

is apparently whether or not your local Wal-Mart locks up its condoms, only accessible when the pharmacy is open.


Uhh, based on the out of wedlock births, I doubt they use condoms.

A better measure is if they keep the Crown Royal behind the customer service desk or locked up while infinitely better whiskey is out on the shelves.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:04 pm to
Not true

The Walmart in New Iberia has condoms unlocked and we all know the berry is trashy.
This post was edited on 6/8/17 at 11:05 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80828 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:06 pm to
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So what the hell do they need batteries for all the time?

Smuggle them to their family in jail so they can light homemade cigarettes?
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:28 pm to
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Why are you wearing a condom with your wife?
Women get a lot of non sexual infections. Infections lead to antibiotics. Antibiotics neutralize birth control, ergo most married men over 30 need condoms if they don't want more kids.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 11:30 pm to
CVS at LSU had them locked up. I always thought that was dumb
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70471 posts
Posted on 6/9/17 at 5:27 am to
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Why are you wearing a condom with your wife?



she's breastfeeding


Which lowers her chance of getting pregnant like 1000%
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 6/9/17 at 5:38 am to
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If you have a Wal Mart in your neighborhood it's ghetto, end of story.




I can walk to Wal-Mart from my house, and I live in one of the top rated areas in the country. It's not Wal-Mart that is ghetto. It is the people inside of said Wal-Mart that make it ghetto. If there is no ghetto people around, Wal-Mart isn't all that bad.
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
4006 posts
Posted on 6/9/17 at 7:55 am to
I believe they only use them to smuggle contraband into prison.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5770 posts
Posted on 6/9/17 at 8:57 am to
Her mouth and pooper are locked up too?
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21957 posts
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:37 am to
You think that shite's bad, the Walgreens on Claiborne and Napoleon locks up it's soap. You heard me right, it's fricking bath soap!

I told the manager that it was the most ghetto thing I'd ever seen. I told him I would be willing to contribute to a charitable soap fund if he would consider giving poor/homeless folks that soap for free. MALSA!
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21957 posts
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:42 am to
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quote:
Why are you wearing a condom with your wife?



she's breastfeeding


Which lowers her chance of getting pregnant like 1000%


Don't bet on it!!!

This is coming from a dad with children born 12 months apart.

Wife said, honey, we're having a baby.

I said, we've already got one!
(4 months old at the time, and still breastfeeding like a mofo!)
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39253 posts
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:49 am to
I hate my wal mart but my pharmacy has a 6 ft tall blonde goddess working there
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89835 posts
Posted on 6/9/17 at 9:52 am to
No play for Mr. Gray.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26336 posts
Posted on 6/9/17 at 10:15 am to
My local Walmart has closed at midnight and stopped selling guns ever since Katrina. I must live in the ghetto
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