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re: The Ultimate test to determine whether your neighborhood is ghetto or not

Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:32 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:32 pm to
Well I don't live in the ghetto

Is that why ghetto people have so many kids? They are unable to steal condoms?
Posted by B2 Bomber
Member since Sep 2016
355 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:33 pm to
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she's breastfeeding and i've pussied out on the snip for now.


Zero confidence in your pullout game? Smh

Took bigger chances after you took girls home from bogies than you will with you wife?
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:33 pm to
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i've pussied out on the snip for now.

You truly are a pussy. It's no big deal. Wait for a big sports weekend (like the LSU Super regional)or a new season of a good Netflix show and get it snipped. You'll but sore for 2 days maybe. I'm not wearing a rubber with my wife.

ETA - Or yours
This post was edited on 6/8/17 at 10:34 pm
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59346 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:35 pm to
Maybe try a gas station like normal people?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:36 pm to
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You can't pull out like a normal white guy?


She's not ugly enough to pull out on.

Yet.

But I don't want another kid either.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:36 pm to
I read this as..

"you live in the ghetto if the walmart near you locks up its condoms... Speaking of condoms, let me tell yall what I really want to say. I had sex tonight"
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139227 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:37 pm to
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She's not ugly enough to pull out on.

Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59346 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:37 pm to
The ultimate test is actually having to lock down patio furniture to keep it from being stolen
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139227 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:38 pm to
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The ultimate test is actually having to lock down patio furniture to keep it from being stolen


Ooh, good one.
Posted by B2 Bomber
Member since Sep 2016
355 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:38 pm to
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She's not ugly enough to pull out on.


Lol
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26811 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:39 pm to
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Why are you wearing a condom with your wife?


Her boyfriend is dirty AF.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:40 pm to
What about the amount of items that is locked up in the electronics department? I have noticed some walmarts lock up more items than others. Some lock up batteries.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:40 pm to
The most obvious and quickest way to tell are those burglar bars on the windows.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159016 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:41 pm to
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of all the things for "thugs" to steal
are they stealing them to resell?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:41 pm to
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The most obvious and quickest way to tell are those burglar bars on the windows.


Also, I would imagine actually seeing people stealing shite would be an indication as well.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:43 pm to
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Out of all the things for "thugs" to steal, I'm actually pleased it's condoms.


No shite. Do they still give out free condoms at health clinics?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159016 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

The most obvious and quickest way to tell is if you live near a hair weave store
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18704 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:44 pm to
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Buy a few big boxes. I keep one at home and a box in my vehicle.



FYI, heat breaks down latex, so keeping them in your car is a bad idea. Yeah, it's better than not having any condoms at all, but be careful doing that.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:46 pm to
I live in a Hispanic neighborhood. My walmart doesn't sell condoms.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 10:46 pm to
If they're doing it right then the stealing ain't too obvious.
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