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The things we shoved up our vaginas, penises and arses in 2019
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:15 am
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:15 am
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All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, and all descriptions are verbatim. Objects are sorted by orifice, working south:
quote:
PENIS
CRAYONS
MARKER CAP
CHOPSTICK
BALLPOINT PEN
PIECE OF TOY PLIERS
LOLLIPOP STICK
COAXIAL CABLE
WEDDING RING
MAGNETS
SCREWDRIVER
BOBBY PIN, “UNABLE TO ACHIEVE ERECTION & THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP”
VAGINA
TOOTHBRUSH
“A METAL AND PLASTIC CONTAINER”
TAPE
“WAS BEING ARRESTED BY THE POLICE SO SHE TOOK HER CELL PHONE AND HID IT FROM THEM - STUCK IT IN HER VAGINA”
PERFUME BOTTLE
MAKEUP SPONGE
LARGE PIECE OF UNDERWEAR
TOY ACTION FIGURE
RUBBER BALL
“JUMPED OFF COUCH LANDED ON SPOON”
RECTUM
“PATIENT STATES HE STATES SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND LANDED ON A METAL AIR FRESHENER CAN AND IT WENT INTO RECTUM”
FOLDING KNIFE
PLASTIC TOY, “ABOUT 6 INCHES LONG”
TOOTHPICK
TOOTHBRUSH
TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
PLUNGER HANDLE
MATTRESS FOAM
TWO RAZOR BLADES
TWO SMALL VIBRATORS
TURKEY BASTER
CONDOM WRAPPER
COAT HANGER, “PATIENT UNSURE HOW IT GOT THERE”
GARDEN HOSE CAP
CIGARETTE LIGHTER
TOY HOCKEY STICK
WATER GUN
BAG OF HEROIN
COINS
EGG TIMER
SMALL SHAMPOO BOTTLE
LARGE SHAMPOO BOTTLE
LIGHT BULB
APPLE SAUCE CAN
“ACCIDENTALLY GOT A DILDO LODGED IN RECTUM & CUT THE END OF THE DILDO OFF”
“STUCK A 4 INCH BUTT PLUG UP RECTUM YESTERDAY, HANDLE BROKE. HE CONTINUED TO PUSH THE TOY IN”
“WAS USING PROSTATE MASSAGER & IT GOT 'SUCKED IN'”'
CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
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Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:16 am to arseinclarse
what about the bottle from the thread earlier this month?
This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 10:19 am
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:16 am to arseinclarse
deadspin is dead
long live deadspin
long live deadspin
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:17 am to arseinclarse
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WEDDING RING
How does this even happen? A q-tip hurt bad enough.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:18 am to arseinclarse
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PATIENT STATES HE STATES SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND LANDED ON A METAL AIR FRESHENER CAN AND IT WENT INTO RECTUM”
Interesting.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:19 am to arseinclarse
I feel like there should be a lot more vagina stuff
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:20 am to arseinclarse
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SMALL SHAMPOO BOTTLE
LARGE SHAMPOO BOTTLE
What are the odds being same person?
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:20 am to MorbidTheClown
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what about the bottle from the thread earlier this month?
Haven't found the Chinese reports. I imagine it's as thick as an encyclopedia set.
This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 10:38 am
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:21 am to Slingin Pickle
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a lot more vagina stuff
Old, worn out pussy is hard to trap things in.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:22 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:23 am to Slingin Pickle
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I feel like there should be a lot more vagina stuff
Women are crazy, but there are more weirdo men.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:23 am to arseinclarse
quote:
PENIS
quote:Comcast is getting out of hand
COAXIAL CABLE
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:23 am to arseinclarse
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JUMPED OFF COUCH LANDED ON SPOON
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:24 am to Slingin Pickle
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I feel like there should be a lot more vagina stuff
yep..if i had one everything in the house would be labeled fits or does not fit.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:25 am to arseinclarse
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WAS USING PROSTATE MASSAGER & IT GOT 'SUCKED IN'”'
Rookie mistake... gotta keep your hands at 10 and 2... one on the 10 inch sex toy and one on your two inch cock
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:26 am to arseinclarse
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WEDDING RING
Best way to propose.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:28 am to arseinclarse
Any other guys that read this thread skip immediately over the penis stuff or is it just me?
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:28 am to arseinclarse
One of my favorite "end of year" lists. Thanks! 
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:28 am to Slingin Pickle
quote:
I feel like there should be a lot more vagina stuff
You can usually just stick your fist in to get that stuff out
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:30 am to arseinclarse
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VAGINA
MAKEUP SPONGE
Someone was on their rag and trying to frick. It's what the pornstars do. Perhaps it was a pornstar.
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