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re: The things we shoved up our vaginas, penises and arses in 2019
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:49 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:49 am to arseinclarse
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TWO SMALL VIBRATORS
My big one was stuck in my wife
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:03 pm to arseinclarse
Have a friend that is ER doctor
Removed a hamster from a v
Removed a baby doll head once also
Will not go into stories about what people do to their p because to complex of story
People certainly are creative
Removed a hamster from a v
Removed a baby doll head once also
Will not go into stories about what people do to their p because to complex of story
People certainly are creative
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:08 pm to arseinclarse
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BOBBY PIN, “UNABLE TO ACHIEVE ERECTION & THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP”
My vote for most methy / most Florida
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CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
How's the old song go? One of my favs.
Rockin' round, The Christmas Tree,
Have a mini-Santa up my arse
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PLUNGER HANDLE
Poor guy was dyslexic and constipated. Totally not gay or gay-adjacent
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:16 pm to Dudley Humptyfrats
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PENIS
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COAXIAL CABLE
Comcast is getting out of hand
C'mon its widely known that fiber optics is the way to go here.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:19 pm to SpecialHazard
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C'mon its widely known that fiber optics is the way to go here
about as wide as that guy's urethra
baduum tsss
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:57 pm to arseinclarse
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PENIS
COAXIAL CABLE
Can confirm this is what it feels like every time I get my Cox cable bill
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:10 pm to arseinclarse
When will people learn to use a safety lanyard?
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:15 pm to arseinclarse
So when we're little we stick beans or pennies up our nose and in our ears.
When we're adults we stick all kinds our weird shite in our penis, vergina, or arse.
When we're adults we stick all kinds our weird shite in our penis, vergina, or arse.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:21 pm to GEAUXT
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a pool noodle
Are you f’n serious? WTH is wrong with people. I had hemorrhoids before and had to use the Presperation H little tube applicator. It was one of the most cringing and just overall unpleasant and uncomfortable things I’ve had to do. I pretty much just kept the hemorrhoids for awhile.
It really changed my opinion of all that y’all about anal sex with the woman they love. Some hooker, sure thing. But I couldn’t imagine something the size of a penis in my arse after that Presperation H incident and I haven’t tried the anal thing on a woman I’ve loved since.
Maybe I’m just a prude, I don’t know. Y’all have fun with that butt stuff. I’m out.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:25 pm to fallguy_1978
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How does this even happen? A q-tip hurt bad enough.
I got my clinical start at a Charity Hospital ER. Some of the shite you saw coming through there was just unreal. Still remember this beautiful woman who came in with moderate rectal bleeding. When asked what happened to her, her comment was "my boyfriend is a big as a horse."
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:40 pm to arseinclarse
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The things we shoved up our vaginas, penises and arses in 2019
We??? WTH
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:51 pm to arseinclarse
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COAT HANGER, “PATIENT UNSURE HOW IT GOT THERE”
RECTUM? damn near killed em
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:01 pm to arseinclarse
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RECTUM
A million to one shot doc
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