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re: The things we shoved up our vaginas, penises and arses in 2019

Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:49 am to
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56187 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 11:49 am to
quote:

TWO SMALL VIBRATORS


My big one was stuck in my wife
Posted by Thecoz
Member since Dec 2018
2510 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:03 pm to
Have a friend that is ER doctor

Removed a hamster from a v
Removed a baby doll head once also

Will not go into stories about what people do to their p because to complex of story

People certainly are creative
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21845 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:05 pm to
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COAXIAL CABLE
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19341 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:08 pm to
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BOBBY PIN, “UNABLE TO ACHIEVE ERECTION & THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP”


My vote for most methy / most Florida

quote:

CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT


How's the old song go? One of my favs.

Rockin' round, The Christmas Tree,
Have a mini-Santa up my arse


quote:

PLUNGER HANDLE

Poor guy was dyslexic and constipated. Totally not gay or gay-adjacent
Posted by SpecialHazard
SOCAL
Member since Jan 2018
1572 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:16 pm to
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quote:
PENIS
quote:
COAXIAL CABLE
Comcast is getting out of hand


C'mon its widely known that fiber optics is the way to go here.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19341 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:19 pm to
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C'mon its widely known that fiber optics is the way to go here


about as wide as that guy's urethra

baduum tsss
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 12:57 pm to
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PENIS
COAXIAL CABLE


Can confirm this is what it feels like every time I get my Cox cable bill
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38446 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:10 pm to
When will people learn to use a safety lanyard?
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13142 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:15 pm to
So when we're little we stick beans or pennies up our nose and in our ears.

When we're adults we stick all kinds our weird shite in our penis, vergina, or arse.
Posted by TBubba
Not sure
Member since Sep 2007
1145 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:19 pm to
Rectum?
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30233 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:21 pm to
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a pool noodle


Are you f’n serious? WTH is wrong with people. I had hemorrhoids before and had to use the Presperation H little tube applicator. It was one of the most cringing and just overall unpleasant and uncomfortable things I’ve had to do. I pretty much just kept the hemorrhoids for awhile.

It really changed my opinion of all that y’all about anal sex with the woman they love. Some hooker, sure thing. But I couldn’t imagine something the size of a penis in my arse after that Presperation H incident and I haven’t tried the anal thing on a woman I’ve loved since.

Maybe I’m just a prude, I don’t know. Y’all have fun with that butt stuff. I’m out.
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:25 pm to
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How does this even happen? A q-tip hurt bad enough.


I got my clinical start at a Charity Hospital ER. Some of the shite you saw coming through there was just unreal. Still remember this beautiful woman who came in with moderate rectal bleeding. When asked what happened to her, her comment was "my boyfriend is a big as a horse."
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57816 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:40 pm to
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The things we shoved up our vaginas, penises and arses in 2019


We??? WTH
Posted by ZekeTheTeke
Member since Sep 2014
1241 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:51 pm to
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COAT HANGER, “PATIENT UNSURE HOW IT GOT THERE”


RECTUM? damn near killed em
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49483 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:01 pm to
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RECTUM


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