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re: The rise of the “outdoor kitchen” is proof of the feminization of men
Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:10 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:10 pm to theunknownknight
This is a BS statement. I'd MUCH rather be using my Pitts and Spitts pit smoking a brisket, ribs, or whatever. You can't smoke in the house goober. You can call anyone a cuck you want, but the fact of the matter is most of the time, men would rather be outside.
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:13 pm to Polycarp
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This is a BS statement. I'd MUCH rather be using my Pitts and Spitts pit smoking a brisket, ribs, or whatever. You can't smoke in the house goober.
The fact that you can’t even fathom a scenario where a man can cook outside without an outdoor kitchen proves my point.
Real men cook outside in the open or under a tree, not in some “fake” outside built to satiate betas.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:13 pm to Polycarp
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This is a BS statement. I'd MUCH rather be using my Pitts and Spitts pit smoking a brisket, ribs, or whatever. You can't smoke in the house goober. You can call anyone a cuck you want, but the fact of the matter is most of the time, men would rather be outside.
Yep, I know many of them. They will do anything to not go in the house and frick their wife or deal with their kids. I have a neighbor who will chase a blade of grass around with a blower for an hour just to not go in the house.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:13 pm to Paige
No, i said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And holly Rowe is a damn TV personality. Hardly an insult.
Then you went low ruthless, par for the course, for women.
Attack me all you want, i’m so ugly I could curdle milk.
I could say other mean things but I won’t. Let’s keep the truce.
Then you went low ruthless, par for the course, for women.
Attack me all you want, i’m so ugly I could curdle milk.
I could say other mean things but I won’t. Let’s keep the truce.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:16 pm to theunknownknight
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Real men cook outside in the open or under a tree, not in some “fake” outside built to satiate betas.
The inside kitchen is a very modern invention in the scale of history.
The cooking area was almost always outside or in a separate building.
So...all the great warriors from history, they were beta cucks?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:16 pm to sammy762
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Yep, I know many of them. They will do anything to not go in the house and frick their wife or deal with their kids. I have a neighbor who will chase a blade of grass around with a blower for an hour just to not go in the house.
Exactly - real men avoid their families
by being outside
not being in chick gazebos with a grill.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:17 pm to fr33manator
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The cooking area was almost always outside or in a separate building.
So...all the great warriors from history, they were beta cucks?
Women did most of not all of the cooking and bread making in most ancient cultures.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:29 pm to theunknownknight
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Women did most of not all of the cooking and bread making in most ancient cultures.
Yeah? How many mastodons did you have to hunt down and spear today? Any Sabre tooth tiger attacks you had to fend off?
The men that were manlet sized, like yourself, were left to help the women while the alpha’s tracked down dinner
Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:35 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Yeah? How many mastodons did you have to hunt down and spear today? Any Sabre tooth tiger attacks you had to fend off?
The men that were manlet sized, like yourself, were left to help the women while the alpha’s tracked down dinner
I track down the food by working and paying for it. And I have hunted and killed before - so nice beta swing and a miss there.
Sorry you have to buy and cook your food while your wife shops
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:37 pm to theunknownknight
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track down the food by working and paying for it
So do I
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And I have hunted and killed before
So have I
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Sorry you have to buy and cook your food
Only because of state regulations
Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:38 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
The state regulates you to act like a woman?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 4:40 pm to theunknownknight
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The state regulates you to act like a woman?
I am not allowed to kill enough at all times to feed my family, and I have 0 interest in canned hunts, so yeah I guess
Posted on 5/29/19 at 6:27 pm to theunknownknight
I’m single and I have an outdoor kitchen for grilling and cooking sides along with the grill so I don’t have to run back inside and back out. And I like to enjoy the outside while having a beer, or watch the game and chill in the hot tub munching on boudin and smoking a cigar.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 6:40 pm to theunknownknight
Who are you talking about? I hate shopping, my SO does the manly stuff you speak of to make money, we both cook, me inside, he grills. I don’t have botox, don’t do “girls’ nights” (not in the traditional sense at least 
) and he lounges as much as he pleases. Are you projecting?
) and he lounges as much as he pleases. Are you projecting?Posted on 5/29/19 at 6:50 pm to liz18lsu
He spent his outdoor kitchen budget on his mall photo shoot and now he’s salty AF about it
Posted on 5/29/19 at 7:07 pm to theunknownknight
You just dumb.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 7:14 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Glamour shots???
Posted on 5/29/19 at 7:20 pm to X82ndTiger
There you go, couldn’t remember the name of them
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:22 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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He spent his outdoor kitchen budget on his mall photo shoot and now he’s salty AF about it
I've never paid a dime for any of my photo-shoots. That would be vain.
I spend my money for manly things like guns, tools, trucks, and more guns.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:23 pm to X82ndTiger
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You just dumb.
you are
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