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The most painful insect stings/bites in the world.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:51 pm
So, the Schmidt Pain index has 4 levels, with level 1 being the least painful. Its got some every day stings on it, and some nightmare from hell stings.
Level 1 consists of the sweat bee and the fire ant.
"Light, ephemereal, almost fruity
. A tiny spark has singed a hair on your arm."
Sweat Bee:
Fire ant:
Level 2 consists of the honeybee and jack jumper ant.
"The oven mitt had a hole in it as you pulled the cookies from the oven."
HoneyBee:
Jack Jumper Ant:
Level 3 consists of the Yellow Paper Wasp and the Florida Harvester ant.
"Bold and unrelenting. Someone is using a power drill to remove your ingrown toenail."
Yellow paper wasp: (look at this motherfricker)
Florida Harvester Ant:
Think that sounds bad? Lol.
Level 4 consists of the bullet ant and the tarantula hawk.
"Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair dryer has just been dropped into your bubble bath."
Bullet Ant:
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Tarantula Hawk Wasp :
Nope, its not the spider. Its the thing fricking dueling the spider for the rights to its corpse.
And a bonus round for things that also qualify for level 1, but not quite on a bullet ant level..
Red Velvet Ant (cow killer):
Absolutely horrifying. They hurt like hell and are common in the southeast. Takes less than 10 of them to kill a fully grown cow (wives tale). Only truly dangerous one on this list that ive seen personally.
Executioner Wasp:
Level 1 consists of the sweat bee and the fire ant.
"Light, ephemereal, almost fruity
. A tiny spark has singed a hair on your arm."
Sweat Bee:
Fire ant:
Level 2 consists of the honeybee and jack jumper ant.
"The oven mitt had a hole in it as you pulled the cookies from the oven."
HoneyBee:
Jack Jumper Ant:
Level 3 consists of the Yellow Paper Wasp and the Florida Harvester ant.
"Bold and unrelenting. Someone is using a power drill to remove your ingrown toenail."
Yellow paper wasp: (look at this motherfricker)
Florida Harvester Ant:
Think that sounds bad? Lol.
Level 4 consists of the bullet ant and the tarantula hawk.
"Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair dryer has just been dropped into your bubble bath."
Bullet Ant:
Tarantula Hawk Wasp :
Nope, its not the spider. Its the thing fricking dueling the spider for the rights to its corpse.
And a bonus round for things that also qualify for level 1, but not quite on a bullet ant level..
Red Velvet Ant (cow killer):
Absolutely horrifying. They hurt like hell and are common in the southeast. Takes less than 10 of them to kill a fully grown cow (wives tale). Only truly dangerous one on this list that ive seen personally.
Executioner Wasp:
This post was edited on 9/17/19 at 6:57 pm
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Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:52 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Nah fam
Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:53 pm to jimbeam
Dont puss out baw, this is the OT.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:53 pm to GeauxTigerNation
There's some yahoo on the internet that has the goal of getting stung by all these things and putting it on YouTube.
The stuff like the bullet ant is wildly entertaining.
The stuff like the bullet ant is wildly entertaining.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:55 pm to TigerstuckinMS
His name is coyote peterson 
his shite is hilarious.
his shite is hilarious. 
Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:55 pm to jimbeam
I feel like the puss caterpillar should be on this list. One of those son of bitches got me the other day and it felt like I broke a bone!
Posted on 9/17/19 at 6:58 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:
There's some yahoo on the internet that has the goal of getting stung by all these things and putting it on YouTube.
You're talking about Coyote Peterson -- total nut. Great content.
Coyote Peterson Gets Stung by Cow Killer
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:00 pm to GeauxTigerNation
What about a big ole MFER red wasp?
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:00 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Moms last dog got bit by a cow killer. Poor dog was in agony. Leg swelled all up
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:00 pm to TigerstuckinMS
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:02 pm to GeauxTigerNation
There’s never been a death attributed to a brown recluse yet people hype them. FWIW
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:03 pm to philly444
Solid level 2, maybe 2.5.
Buckmoths play no games.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:07 pm to GeauxTigerNation
shite I feel like the common wasps we have in Louisiana pack a mean punch. I can’t imagine something worse than that.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:08 pm to GeauxTigerNation
I’ve been bit by the red velvet ant. Hurt like a son of a bitch.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:08 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:08 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Been stung/bitten by the sweat bee, honey bee, fire ant, and the Florida Harvester.
Actually fell back first into a Harvester colony near an old baseball field when I like 9 or 10 , was tagged a couple dozen times. Hurt like a thousand hells, had to go to the ER.
Didn't cry tho, acted like a Goddamn MAN, and punched a bear in the face, and impregnated the nurse.
Actually fell back first into a Harvester colony near an old baseball field when I like 9 or 10 , was tagged a couple dozen times. Hurt like a thousand hells, had to go to the ER.
Didn't cry tho, acted like a Goddamn MAN, and punched a bear in the face, and impregnated the nurse.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:09 pm to NYNolaguy1
So one of these made their cocoon in an old tennis shoe. I put it on and smashed it. Brown juice on my sock. Didnt think nothing of it. Foot swelled up and itched like crazy for a week. Sucked bad.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:09 pm to GeauxTigerNation
You ain't been stung baw until that Hornet gets that arse. Holy hell was a shitstorm.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:09 pm to GeauxTigerNation
Posted on 9/17/19 at 7:14 pm to Bobby OG Johnson
Aren't Cow Killer Ants actually flightless wasps?
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