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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Posted on 3/24/18 at 10:46 am to supadave3
Posted on 3/24/18 at 10:46 am to supadave3
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So wait, she was far enough along to be noticeably pregnant and then she had an abortion?? I didn’t think that was legal.
I think it was just known she was pregnant. He must have known through the friend or something.
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Posted on 3/24/18 at 10:48 am to nickrolled
The last speech/tweet from the Orange buffoon.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 11:23 am to Twenty 49
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Camp Grant Walker. Know it well. We all had those awkward dance moments there.
I was so awkward at those years. I had gotten pudgy before my growth spurt. I remember swimming with my shirt on and sitting on the rails at the pavilion for the dances because I was too chicken to ask a girl to dance. And on the few occasions a girl asked me, I chickened out and said no like a weirdo. 5th-7th grade was not my finest period.
Flash forward to college. I cringe thinking of the drunken late night creep episodes many of us have, but try to forget. Like running into a girl you hooked up with, but is not feeling you that night, but you just can't take a hint because you are 4 hours into drinking. But when you wake up...you clearly realize how fricking weird you were. I dont miss that feeling. At least now when I get hammered, I dont worry Bout embarrassing myself in front of potential hookups...now its did I piss in the hallway of a friends house last night, or was that all a dream?
Posted on 3/24/18 at 5:18 pm to TigerJeff
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The last speech/tweet from the Orange buffoon.
We have a board for this. Feel free to go make an arse of yourself there.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 6:01 pm to tzimme4
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This young black boy heard me, looked over my row of seats and yelled out so the entire theater could hear "This n***a eating beans!" and everyone laughed.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 6:06 pm to KG6
Realizing it wasn't a dream is the absolute worst
Posted on 3/24/18 at 7:05 pm to nickrolled
I came home one night from celebrating my friends 35th birthday. Saw the neighbors kids, early 20's, on the porch hanging out. I stop over to give them a 6 pack.
Me- "I saw you're having a party so I thought I'd bring over some beer"
Them- "Actually our mom and grandmother died in a car accident today..."
That was the worst feeling ever.
Me- "I saw you're having a party so I thought I'd bring over some beer"
Them- "Actually our mom and grandmother died in a car accident today..."
That was the worst feeling ever.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 7:05 pm to Hangover Haven
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I was in front of my 8th grade class, naked... No wait, that was a dream...
Plot twist, you're a teacher.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 7:23 pm to YNWA
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I came home one night from celebrating my friends 35th birthday. Saw the neighbors kids, early 20's, on the porch hanging out. I stop over to give them a 6 pack.
Me- "I saw you're having a party so I thought I'd bring over some beer"
Them- "Actually our mom and grandmother died in a car accident today..."
That was the worst feeling ever.
This is one of the best threads in a long time
Posted on 3/24/18 at 7:39 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
I really didn't feel like typing this story out again but thank goodness I found it in an old thread.
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*Sigh* Okay.
This was years ago when I worked at a bank during college. This guy would walk in (white, mid-50's/60's) and bring his stuff to me. I would process the transaction and tell him to have a good day.
Well, then he started coming to me more often and kept telling me I was a "gentleman and a scholar". I didn't think much of it. Just shrugged it off.
Then, one day, on a really busy Friday (the lobby was packed) he came up to my window and I processed his stuff. Then, out of nowhere, he said, "Well, it's time for lunch. Where are we going? I was thinking of a place a little more intimate." I was completely floored, freaking speechless. Holy shite, the looks people gave me in that lobby. I thought I would never live it down. I told him I'm sorry but that I wasn't interested. He walked out. I thought that was the end of it.
But it wasn't. Not by a long shot.
He kept coming in. It would be cold outside and he would come in bicycle shorts and tank tops. He would suck on lollipops and scream my name in the lobby. My manager would ask him to leave, would make sure I went on break the moment he walked in, but he wouldn't stop.
Then, I started receiving letters at the bank from him. They were written on burnt parchment, in red ink, with crosses drawn all over the edges. Each time, each letter, there would be a recording of him singing and playing a church organ. It got so bad that the bank terminated his accounts after he called my managers at home threatening to hurt them for not "letting us be together". He would actually bring a radio to a payphone, call and threaten my managers, playing his recordings in the background. This is how the police found him.
Needless to say, the cops and bank security NEVER let me live it down.
The guy, of course, was sick. His mother died and she was the only one who made sure he took his medicine. Just a sad situation all around. I'm just glad I left that job alive. I really thought he was going to wear my skin.
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Posted on 3/24/18 at 8:54 pm to SabiDojo
That’s awful. That’s more uncomfortable than Whit’s story, honestly.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 9:42 pm to nickrolled
Not necessarily most embarrassed, but up there:
1) It is Saturday with a 2 hour drive ahead to watch some college football. At last call for bathroom break, I am rock solid and ready to get in the car and go. About 30 minutes into the car ride, I've got goosebumps because I have to shite so bad. We pull off at the next stop at a mom and pop gas station. I ran inside to find that the men's and women's bathrooms are each individual rooms. The men's room has about 6 people in line, while the women's is unoccupied. I inquired the guy in front of me that no one would notice if I were to hit up the women's room real quick? I dart inside it and start making toilet. My concentration was interrupted to a banging on the door, followed by "You know this is a ladies room!" Apparently I had been in there for 5 to 10 minutes. I rushed out to find that the men's line was empty and there were about 3 or 4 women in line. It was a rough walk of shame (much less the whole time that I am walking by them I am thinking of the awfulness of the smell ahead of them in the bathroom)
2) On the topic of FB, I was searching for an old crush while browsing Facebook on my phone (blackberry roughly 2011 or 2012). As soon as I finished typing in her name and hitting enter, no results came up. As I was scrolling through trying to figure out what was going on, I stumbled across where it said "Your status was updated to 'Old Crush's Name Here'". Needless to say, my ensuing panic made it much harder to find where to delete the status than necessary. Ended up taking me about 5 minutes to clean up my mistake. Needless to say, I put the phone down for awhile and battled the sweats.
1) It is Saturday with a 2 hour drive ahead to watch some college football. At last call for bathroom break, I am rock solid and ready to get in the car and go. About 30 minutes into the car ride, I've got goosebumps because I have to shite so bad. We pull off at the next stop at a mom and pop gas station. I ran inside to find that the men's and women's bathrooms are each individual rooms. The men's room has about 6 people in line, while the women's is unoccupied. I inquired the guy in front of me that no one would notice if I were to hit up the women's room real quick? I dart inside it and start making toilet. My concentration was interrupted to a banging on the door, followed by "You know this is a ladies room!" Apparently I had been in there for 5 to 10 minutes. I rushed out to find that the men's line was empty and there were about 3 or 4 women in line. It was a rough walk of shame (much less the whole time that I am walking by them I am thinking of the awfulness of the smell ahead of them in the bathroom)
2) On the topic of FB, I was searching for an old crush while browsing Facebook on my phone (blackberry roughly 2011 or 2012). As soon as I finished typing in her name and hitting enter, no results came up. As I was scrolling through trying to figure out what was going on, I stumbled across where it said "Your status was updated to 'Old Crush's Name Here'". Needless to say, my ensuing panic made it much harder to find where to delete the status than necessary. Ended up taking me about 5 minutes to clean up my mistake. Needless to say, I put the phone down for awhile and battled the sweats.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 10:31 pm to nickrolled
When I was fricking your moms guts out and you walked in.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 10:46 pm to Hester Carries
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One of my greatest fears is that one day i will accidentally type someones name into the status bar instead of the search bar and submit it without knowing. and then it just sit there for hours.....my status being a random persons name.
I just read your post. It’s easy to put your search in the status bar, and much easier to do via mobile. Been there done that
Posted on 3/25/18 at 1:00 am to RickAstley
Uhh... I haven't been here long but I could not stop reading this thread. Good stuff. Glad I've never done anything embarrassing.
Posted on 3/25/18 at 1:47 am to RoyalWe
In 11th or 12th grade I was sitting in class and, out of nowhere, farted insanely loudly. A surprise fart that happened to be super loud. The entire class looked back in my direction and instinctually I pointed at the fatty sitting next to me. Everyone assumed it to be true. I still feel bad for Marie.
Posted on 3/25/18 at 2:54 am to BPTiger
This thread has brought back so many embarrassing stories unfortunately I remember. Here is another one...
I used to skip school quite a bit my 11th and 12th grade years once I got a car. Some days I’d just go see a movie in the middle of the day. This is before I started wearing glasses on the regular.
I skipped one day and went saw the movie Signs. First showing of the day, like 11AM. It’s pitch black when I show up and the previews have started. Can’t see anything though. I pick a spot on the end until I could see well enough.
Well, I went picked a seat on the aisle and sat right on this black guys lap. Spilled drinks all over him. Nachos on the floor.
The dude completely freaks out and I go,”I’m sorry, I didn’t see you it’s so dark.” Well he thought I said “...you’re so dark.” Riles him up and I apologize and he calms down. At this point I’m embarrassed because I think we are making a scene.
I pick another isle seat a few rows back. It’s still pitch black can’t see shite. I go to feel the seat this time. It’s another dude, black guy. This time I’m grabbing his upper thigh. He jumps up and starts a commotion. Calm him down.
I’m just standing in the isle at this point waiting for light.
Another preview comes up that’s lighter. I look around expecting people to be staring bullets through me....
We are the only three people in the theater.
I got glasses two weeks later and have worn them since.
I used to skip school quite a bit my 11th and 12th grade years once I got a car. Some days I’d just go see a movie in the middle of the day. This is before I started wearing glasses on the regular.
I skipped one day and went saw the movie Signs. First showing of the day, like 11AM. It’s pitch black when I show up and the previews have started. Can’t see anything though. I pick a spot on the end until I could see well enough.
Well, I went picked a seat on the aisle and sat right on this black guys lap. Spilled drinks all over him. Nachos on the floor.
The dude completely freaks out and I go,”I’m sorry, I didn’t see you it’s so dark.” Well he thought I said “...you’re so dark.” Riles him up and I apologize and he calms down. At this point I’m embarrassed because I think we are making a scene.
I pick another isle seat a few rows back. It’s still pitch black can’t see shite. I go to feel the seat this time. It’s another dude, black guy. This time I’m grabbing his upper thigh. He jumps up and starts a commotion. Calm him down.
I’m just standing in the isle at this point waiting for light.
Another preview comes up that’s lighter. I look around expecting people to be staring bullets through me....
We are the only three people in the theater.
I got glasses two weeks later and have worn them since.
Posted on 3/25/18 at 4:42 am to tzimme4
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This one time I went to see Cars 2 by myself. I wasn't going to pay the high price of popcorn and other snacks so I decided to bring a can of beans with me.
Halfway through the movie I ended up spilling beans all over my shirt and yelled out a couple curse words.
This young black boy heard me, looked over my row of seats and yelled out so the entire theater could hear "This n***a eating beans!" and everyone laughed.
I don't care that this is fake, it will always me laugh so fricking hard.
This post was edited on 3/25/18 at 4:43 am
Posted on 3/25/18 at 4:49 am to nickrolled
Hadnt seen this lady in a long time, she was pregnant the last time I had seen her.
So, we make small talk and I say "so, how's the bambino?"
She says that she lost it, miscarried and started crying. I was standing in a group of people and felt like absolute shite.
So, we make small talk and I say "so, how's the bambino?"
She says that she lost it, miscarried and started crying. I was standing in a group of people and felt like absolute shite.
Posted on 3/25/18 at 6:30 am to nickrolled
Senior year of high school I went to a college recruiting fair with my mother.
We were talking to the representative from Purdue, which was probably my number 2 choice for colleges. I had dressed fairly nicely, and was trying to make a good impression.
The rep asked me a question, and I politely responded "yes sir". As soon as I said it, it felt like the whole room went silent. My mom, in an annoyed tone said "ma'am, YES MA'AM". Turns out this tall, baritone voiced, short-haired person in a pant suit was actually a woman. I could not get out of there fast enough, and I did not end up going to Purdue.
We were talking to the representative from Purdue, which was probably my number 2 choice for colleges. I had dressed fairly nicely, and was trying to make a good impression.
The rep asked me a question, and I politely responded "yes sir". As soon as I said it, it felt like the whole room went silent. My mom, in an annoyed tone said "ma'am, YES MA'AM". Turns out this tall, baritone voiced, short-haired person in a pant suit was actually a woman. I could not get out of there fast enough, and I did not end up going to Purdue.
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