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re: The Mormon Church Is Stepping Up Their Recruiting Game

Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:02 pm to
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79821 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:02 pm to
Mormon guy I work with said he plowed through a lot of puss when he was out doing his mission work. Said girls all over loved the idea that they corrupted his 'pure' ways.

He got on the straight and narrow in his late 20's.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:23 pm to
I went out there for about 10 mins to see if I could see them going door to door and I didn't see them. They must have already been down the other street that I can't see down, from my house.

But the one that did the talking was actually a ginger. She had red hair (not super red, it was light red), with a green top.. And now that I am thinking about it, they she must have been hot because it was a green long sleeve thing, over a dress (long dress, but it wasn't like a little house on the prairie type dress) and a bag thing over one shoulder.

The other one, I could only see when they were leaving. She had blonde hair, with the same type of dress, but different colors and one of those bags. She wasn't fat by any means, but she probably hasn't missed too many meals lately.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:25 pm to
I don't believe you either. I have never seen female mormons doing door to door.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

Females may go on a mission at 21 if they're still single.


Over the years I have seen many male missionaries. This was the first time I have seen female.. But unlike the males, they didn't have on uniforms so I could have seen them in the past and wasn't able to ID them as missionaries.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38577 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

I don't believe you either. I have never seen female mormons doing door to door.

You just haven't noticed them. Around 15% are female.





Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66519 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:41 pm to
did you get a boner?
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36821 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:43 pm to
From my understanding Mormon girls will let you PIHB. You know to maintain their virginity.

The more you know!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:47 pm to
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I admire people who believe in something to such a degree they are willing to subject themselves to ridicule and scorn from everyone else.




I have to say, I never looking at it this way. Honestly, it really is admiral for someone to have such strong faith that they are willing to go around the world, knocking on peoples doors to share what they believe.

But I still think it is much bigger than that and while the people who are going around to spread their message has good intentions, I think it comes down to religions wanting to expand their numbers. If they can get just a few more people... let's say.. every year, from different areas, that's making them stronger. And the more people you have, the more money that comes in and with more money, the more than can be done to expand.

And I think there is a level of disrespect to some degree, as well. I can see how some people can see it as them saying "our religion is the right religion and we want you to hear our message". Because, every religion thinks they are "the right religion".
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138846 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:49 pm to
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He got on the straight and narrow in his late 20's.



Weird way to reference your dong
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20645 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:51 pm to
I’m Greek. I can still see the truth.

When you think of attractive Europeans, people think of the statuesque beauty of the Baltic peoples or the exotic beauties of the the medeterrainian or the sultry sexiness of the French and Slavs.

As to physical prowess, that again is dominated by the Baltic groups
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:54 pm to
I watched something on the opioid epidemic and evidently opioid addiction is much higher in Salt Lake City than people would realize and the majority of people addicted are women.

While I don't remember the details, it has to do with how Mormons live a much more "traditional" life.. Husband works, wife stays home and raises kids... One woman said she became addicted after all of her kids were in school. She had some type of surgery and she was prescribed pain meds and she took them for a longer period than she should have and said that when her youngest kid went to school she started taking more during the day, than she normally did..
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:56 pm to
The girls in that picture have makeup on... The two.. Well the one whose face I could see well, didn't have makeup. But the dresses they had one was similar to the girl with the red dress, but a little longer.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38577 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:58 pm to
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The girls in that picture have makeup on... The two.. Well the one whose face I could see well, didn't have makeup.

Ummm. Ok? what are you getting at? I wasn't trying to post the exact girls you saw.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198020 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 7:58 pm to
just shut the frick up


g'damn you are one boring , uninteresting stupid frick
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50031 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 8:00 pm to
I don’t believe what Mormons believe but they are some of the nicest most respectful people. Have they changed their approach? I rarely ever see the guys on bicycles around anymore.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79821 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 8:02 pm to
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Weird way to reference your dong



Call mine the Long Arm of the Law
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
12045 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 8:08 pm to
I've had limited experiences with LDS people, but when they've come in to restaurants I've worked at, they've always been nothing but pleasant.

I don't think a Mormon should ever lead the country (too believing of curious stories), but they are truly helpful to people who are struggling to find purpose in life.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
21152 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 8:19 pm to
Hmm the ol two Mormon babes at the door thing...sounds like the foundation for a solid xxx rated clip! Lol
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38577 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

I don't think a Mormon should ever lead the country (too believing of curious stories),

Every religion is curious stories to someone else. Mormons stand out because their stories are relatively new.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 6/24/18 at 8:39 pm to
Yeah some chicks came to my door with one of those churches. One had a tight shirt with some nice things poking out.

That not right. Hey I think I listened to them. Still not right. They were big ones and nice and perky. How could you not notice they were right there.
This post was edited on 6/24/18 at 8:43 pm
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