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re: The married and not having sex check in thread

Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114227 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:54 pm to
They told me that’s not right and that sex is only a weapon for us.


Well… most of them in here, not all
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:54 pm to
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It's not that women don't like sex, it's that they don't like bad sex. For women, no sex is better than bad sex. So the next time one of y'all is wondering what's up in the bedroom, you probably already know the answer


In other words, if a woman won’t frick you, it’s your fault. Do better. Step up. Be the man she deserves . It’s pretty neat the way feminine assumptions always hold men responsible for the behavior of women.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53586 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:54 pm to
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that’s the hard part
I thought that was …. Nevermind
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
38627 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:54 pm to
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La. Civ. Code art. 98: Married persons owe each other fidelity, support, and assistance. comment (b): "As used in this Article, the term 'fidelity' refers not only to the spouse's duty to refrain from adultery, but also their mutual obligation to submit to each other's reasonable and normal sexual desires."


Add it to the billboard boys. Whole new world of litigation bout to pop off.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14626 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:55 pm to
What’s up with all the chicks in here cracking off with the dudes lately?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114227 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:55 pm to
I thought y’all didn’t like there to be grass? I guess I can cancel my appointment…
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45737 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:56 pm to
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For women- sex starts outside the bedroom.

If we don’t feel emotionally connected to our men, it makes being sexually vulnerable difficult.


And for men typically they need physical connect in order to emotionally connect. So withholding physical connection only makes it more difficult for the man to emotionally connect
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28534 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:58 pm to
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However, a lot of guys who complain might not be the best lovers. "Wham, bam, thank you mam" is NOT exactly an experience women want.


That reminds me of an old man that used to run a junk yard I would search for parts in when I was in high school. His last name was Bell and he was affectionately known as Ding Dong. Ding Dong would sit atop his throne of junk and proclaim "Damn a bunch of frickin' I just want to cum." Funny quip to a teenage boy but I guarantee ole son never got laid with that attitude.



I am fascinated by these threads. Men consistently low key making themselves out to be victims and suggesting they deserve their wants met while simultaneously being oblivious to their partners' wants.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53522 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:59 pm to
You make me laugh. Would you like to be in the auditions for the next Mr.Squirrel?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114227 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:59 pm to
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It's not that women don't like sex, it's that they don't like bad sex.


I’m absolutely shocked that the alter boy himself hasn’t decided to show up today
Posted by KemoSabe65
70605
Member since Mar 2018
5501 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:59 pm to
Have a roommate
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38753 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:02 pm to
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Men consistently low key making themselves out to be victims and suggesting they deserve their wants met while simultaneously being oblivious to their partners' wants.


I just assumed we were finally acknowledging the inherent transactional nature of the Live, Laugh, Love signs

Live and Laugh come first BOYYYYYZ!
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14626 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:02 pm to
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Generally sex for women is a more emotional experience. Not always, but a much higher percentage than men. If someone isn’t going to meet my emotional needs, I’m not going to meet their physical ones.


Jesus H Christ it’s always something with you
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6483 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:04 pm to
I didn't expect to see 9 pages of internet dudes attempting to apply dude logic to women and sex.

I did yard work today, fully expect my wife to drop everything she is doing and blow me on the spot. I am all that is man.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34575 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:05 pm to
She's spot on.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7143 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:06 pm to
How did I miss this thread?

Checking in from the Big Easy.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53586 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:06 pm to
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Jesus H Christ it’s always something with you
something like what?
Posted by Ten Bears
Florida
Member since Oct 2018
4250 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:10 pm to
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I did yard work today, fully expect my wife to drop everything she is doing and blow me on the spot. I am all that is man.


Not so subtle strong pimp hand brag
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
38865 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:10 pm to
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It's not that women don't like sex, it's that they don't like bad sex.

For women, no sex is better than bad sex.

So the next time one of y'all is wondering what's up in the bedroom, you probably already know the answer.



women are complete chads

1. have tons of sex before marriage

2. get married despite hating how your husband lays pipe

3. slowly retreat into a deadbedroom

4. never elaborate

5. get the house, dog and kids
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102403 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:10 pm to
Whenever me and the Mrs. get crossways, I read one of these threads and remind myself our relationship ain't so bad.
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