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re: The married and not having sex check in thread
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:54 pm to tigernurse
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:54 pm to tigernurse
They told me that’s not right and that sex is only a weapon for us.
Well… most of them in here, not all
Well… most of them in here, not all

Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:54 pm to FinleyStreet
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It's not that women don't like sex, it's that they don't like bad sex. For women, no sex is better than bad sex. So the next time one of y'all is wondering what's up in the bedroom, you probably already know the answer
In other words, if a woman won’t frick you, it’s your fault. Do better. Step up. Be the man she deserves . It’s pretty neat the way feminine assumptions always hold men responsible for the behavior of women.
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:54 pm to tigernurse
quote:I thought that was …. Nevermind
that’s the hard part
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:54 pm to Putty
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La. Civ. Code art. 98: Married persons owe each other fidelity, support, and assistance. comment (b): "As used in this Article, the term 'fidelity' refers not only to the spouse's duty to refrain from adultery, but also their mutual obligation to submit to each other's reasonable and normal sexual desires."
Add it to the billboard boys. Whole new world of litigation bout to pop off.
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:55 pm to dyslexiateechur
What’s up with all the chicks in here cracking off with the dudes lately?
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:55 pm to GuidoVestieri
I thought y’all didn’t like there to be grass? I guess I can cancel my appointment…
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:56 pm to tigernurse
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For women- sex starts outside the bedroom.
If we don’t feel emotionally connected to our men, it makes being sexually vulnerable difficult.
And for men typically they need physical connect in order to emotionally connect. So withholding physical connection only makes it more difficult for the man to emotionally connect

Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:58 pm to DarlingClementine
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However, a lot of guys who complain might not be the best lovers. "Wham, bam, thank you mam" is NOT exactly an experience women want.
That reminds me of an old man that used to run a junk yard I would search for parts in when I was in high school. His last name was Bell and he was affectionately known as Ding Dong. Ding Dong would sit atop his throne of junk and proclaim "Damn a bunch of frickin' I just want to cum." Funny quip to a teenage boy but I guarantee ole son never got laid with that attitude.
I am fascinated by these threads. Men consistently low key making themselves out to be victims and suggesting they deserve their wants met while simultaneously being oblivious to their partners' wants.
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:59 pm to tigeroarz1
You make me laugh. Would you like to be in the auditions for the next Mr.Squirrel?
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:59 pm to Obtuse1
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It's not that women don't like sex, it's that they don't like bad sex.
I’m absolutely shocked that the alter boy himself hasn’t decided to show up today

Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:02 pm to Obtuse1
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Men consistently low key making themselves out to be victims and suggesting they deserve their wants met while simultaneously being oblivious to their partners' wants.
I just assumed we were finally acknowledging the inherent transactional nature of the Live, Laugh, Love signs
Live and Laugh come first BOYYYYYZ!
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:02 pm to Aspercel
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Generally sex for women is a more emotional experience. Not always, but a much higher percentage than men. If someone isn’t going to meet my emotional needs, I’m not going to meet their physical ones.
Jesus H Christ it’s always something with you
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:04 pm to Slagathor
I didn't expect to see 9 pages of internet dudes attempting to apply dude logic to women and sex.
I did yard work today, fully expect my wife to drop everything she is doing and blow me on the spot. I am all that is man.
I did yard work today, fully expect my wife to drop everything she is doing and blow me on the spot. I am all that is man.
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:06 pm to madamsquirrel
How did I miss this thread?
Checking in from the Big Easy.
Checking in from the Big Easy.
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:06 pm to jizzle6609
quote:something like what?
Jesus H Christ it’s always something with you
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:10 pm to BoogaBear
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I did yard work today, fully expect my wife to drop everything she is doing and blow me on the spot. I am all that is man.
Not so subtle strong pimp hand brag
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:10 pm to FinleyStreet
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It's not that women don't like sex, it's that they don't like bad sex.
For women, no sex is better than bad sex.
So the next time one of y'all is wondering what's up in the bedroom, you probably already know the answer.
women are complete chads
1. have tons of sex before marriage
2. get married despite hating how your husband lays pipe
3. slowly retreat into a deadbedroom
4. never elaborate
5. get the house, dog and kids
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:10 pm to madamsquirrel
Whenever me and the Mrs. get crossways, I read one of these threads and remind myself our relationship ain't so bad.
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