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re: The Man Who Has 100 Orgasms a Day

Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:10 pm to
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80997 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:10 pm to
Just sad really
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39605 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:12 pm to
He should keep a naked photo of Kate Upton in his wallet and I can assure you that his boners will disappear.
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 2:16 pm
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19430 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:13 pm to
dude prolly can't even lift bro with the lack of testosterone he's got.

Prob desensitized to the feel too
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19430 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:13 pm to
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39332 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:18 pm to
Why is he not doing porn? He could dominate the reverse gang bang market.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16597 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”


i'm sorry but i

Posted by FT
REDACTED
Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:21 pm to
Still trying to decide if it would have been better had he hated his dad.
Posted by Josh Fenderman
Ron Don Volante's PlayPen
Member since Jul 2011
6725 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

I mean, does he get dehydrated?

You'd think at some point during the day it would be like his dick is just dry heaving
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:22 pm to
How do you manage to control the grunts and moans of ecstasy that usually accompany a climax? I mean, you're standing in line at the supermarket, when suddenly you start making these really weird noises and sounds, and you're twitching and trembling and your eyes are rolling back in your head--how do you explain that to people?
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
17272 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:23 pm to
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and says the orgasms have kept on coming ever since.


*snicker*
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:24 pm to
Not to mention that cum has a pretty strong smell. I mean... Dude's walking around smelling like a rancid condom all day.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47824 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:25 pm to
If this guy gets a bad cold or allergies, does he have to wear kevlar reinforced boxers?
Posted by FAF
NOLA
Member since May 2014
1427 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:25 pm to
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:27 pm to
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FAF

No shite … try explaining your way out that in the check outline.
Posted by Chadaristic
Member since Jan 2011
40857 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:46 pm to
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“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”



I'm sorry, but I lol'd when I read this.
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 2:47 pm
Posted by FT
REDACTED
Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:49 pm to
This thread, in a weird way, completely restores my belief in God.
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:54 pm to
How does he not have better stamina at this point?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16176 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

and says the orgasms have kept on coming ever since.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124745 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”



Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29737 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:14 pm to
What a sticky situation

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