re: The living hell of a man who climaxes 100 times a day. Updated.

Hell I’ve jerked it 3x since opening this thread

Oh shut the frick up.

Strap on some Depends each morning and live each day like Peter Gibbons after his encounter with the hypnotherapist.

There is a whole lotta fricked up to this story

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His nuts must be the size of peas

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I would imagine most of them are basically dry. Like that rare time you get it three times in a day and the last one is basically non-existent

That would be beyond awful.

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“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

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is this the onion or what

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Think about how many times he has shot nut on his wife’s face.

If he is getting off 100 times a day, he is banging quite a bit

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For the life of me I just cannot understand how someone can be heterosexual, get married, have kids and then come to the conclusion that he’s been pretending to be a man and really wants to be a woman. Why would someone want to have sex with a woman while wanting to be a woman at the same time?

I. Don’t. Get. It.

Hits nuts must be like little shriveled raisins

But frick man,I ain’t hatin

Damn I can’t stop laughing at that lol

Wait so did this dude just whips it out and nutted at his dads funeral