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re: The latest money grab from New Orleans: Balconies, stoops could face 'encroachment' taxes

Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:42 pm to
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61604 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:42 pm to
I understand the need for air rights when you are building a big arse sky scraper and could even get behind the logic of implementing them for balconies that are built after the law is made but to create them for existing structures many of which are historical sites that can't be touched? That's super fricking bullshite.
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 6:43 pm
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:43 pm to
bullshite!
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

BR > NO



Port-au-Prince > Mogadishu
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21840 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:54 pm to
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The city says it has taken the position that all "encroachments," including balconies, stoops and eaves, belong to the city and therefore must be leased from the city, according to the Vieux Carre Property Owners, Residents and Associates (VCPORA).


LOL Wat?

Why not just declare all of the French Quarter a huge easement and make them start paying leases for it? Just go for the jugular now.

If the statues coming down don't deter the crimes, this will do the trick.

They may as well start charging the tourists rental fees for using the air in the quarter too, and tolls for walking the streets. For the residents they should charge property taxes for the clothes they wear and the air they breath.

Also, this will instantly drive down property values around the quarter. Just the thing that responsible homeowners crave.

WTF.
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 6:59 pm
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117142 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:26 pm to
Ho

Lee

shite.

NO has officially jumped the shark.
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13379 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:36 pm to
Never thought I'd say this but the city council needs to stick to removing those evil statues.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45311 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:38 pm to
Based on the news this evening I would say that only new construction will be taxed as this has turned into a political shite storm.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30617 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:26 pm to
I feel like this is from the onion or something

Eta: just saw this was already noted.

I'll just add mitch is mentally retarded
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 8:29 pm
Posted by uptownsage
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2014
2156 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:12 pm to
Didn't take long for New Orleans to get back to the 1980's where they taxed the shite out of everything. All the taxpayers should go on welfare.
Posted by jennyjones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2006
9995 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

this has turned into a political shite storm.



As it should.

What a bunch of bullshite
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63729 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

"air rights."


What

The

frick

Why stop at air rights that extend horizontally? Why not set a vertical limit to property and tax anything that extends over it?

The fact this discussion even got this far is absolutely insane

This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 9:49 pm
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17815 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:01 pm to
I reckon now you NOLAians know who will be financing the rassis statue relocates.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:09 pm to
Mitch should have left the statues up and charged the SOCV rent.
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15246 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:11 pm to
Desperate times.... desperate shite starts happening
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
26969 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

"air rights."


They're going to start taxing our farts over here.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26443 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:28 pm to
I would support a riot if this were to actually happen.
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
26969 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:46 pm to
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Councilmember-at-Large, Stacy Head said she thinks this is a bad policy.


Stacy Head is one of the few on the city council that has even half of a brain.

What a bunch of complete f***ing imbeciles. How did they even come up with this shite? You think any of these crooked bastards would pay a balcony tax for their own property? If they think the statue issue caused a shite storm, if they try to move forward and make this a bigger thing, they will have a shite storm the size of Katrina's momma that will hit New Orleans.
Posted by THRILLHO
Old Metairie near Cleary
Member since Apr 2006
50501 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:53 pm to
This kind of bullshite is why, as boring as Metry is, I will NEVER own property in NOLA. The government is especially incompetent (even by LA standards) and the city's demographics will keep it that way for as long as I'm alive. It's really heartbreaking as I love the culture (not the clutcha) and architecture. I'm an educated, white collar worker making decent money. I WANT to give the city my tax dollars. But they raise the taxes so high and implement so many dumbass laws/regulations that they push me away. The city is one law eliminating short-term rentals (which could happen) away from being in trouble.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:55 pm to
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These leases would not be limited to the French Quarter and Marigny. Areas like the Treme, CBD, Warehouse and Lower Garden Districts would also be subject to these fines.


I guess if we taxed stoops/balconies in the 9th ward, east and algiers, we'd be racist.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41798 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 11:02 pm to
Step #21 for turning our city into Detroit.

Can't wait to see the next step bringing us closer to Detroit.

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