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The Internnational Date Line

Posted on 6/7/25 at 2:21 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102517 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 2:21 am
What's the deal with that?
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
2562 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 2:25 am to
It’s not cheating if you date someone on the other side of it.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9147 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 2:26 am to
Wouldn’t expect you to understand it. You can’t spell it.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
59233 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 2:50 am to
I had an Intern once. She was a Bali Nationalist but I never tried any date lines.

What are some good Intern Nationalist Date Lines I should have used?
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
47756 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 3:18 am to
quote:

The Internnational Date Line


I don’t think it exist anymore. Since Al Gore invented the internet date lines have disappeared I would imagine. Why would you need to use a date line to find a Thai or Filipino chick or some other foreign hook up?
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
17 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 3:34 am to
Just be glad it’s longitudinal and not equatorial
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66740 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 3:36 am to
Do you even 180 deg opposite Prime Meridian baw?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28644 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:18 am to
quote:

What's the deal with that?


It is there to let Ecuador know about the massive hammerhead shark headed directly for them. IYKYK
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
33688 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:41 am to
It’s the line you call when you need a Thai ladyboy shipped over. Or so I’m told.

Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
33688 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:42 am to
quote:

Why would you need to use a date line to find a Thai or Filipino chick or some other foreign hook up?


Dangit. You stole my joke before I could post it.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
131385 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 6:00 am to
quote:

The Internnational Date Line
"So, you come here often...?"
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29887 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 6:22 am to
quote:

What's the deal with that?

$9.95 per minute
1-900-luv-4you
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
537 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 7:51 am to
Where whole days disappear and reappear, per your direction.

Depart on a Thursday morning and travel time of 24hrs with destination 12 time zones away. Land Saturday morning at destination.

Poof, no Friday.

Return trip in reverse. Depart Thursday morning and arrive Thursday morning.

Poof, time travel.

Of course, to the flat Earthers, air travel for 24hrs…poof, land on moon in Hollywood basement. International fake line.

Kidding.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
35659 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 9:20 am to
quote:

What's the deal with that?


Read This


Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
42953 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 9:23 am to
that's why we won the Battle of Midway, the Japs were a day late
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
16993 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 9:33 am to
Ever consider it might make more sense if we viewed the earth as the equator running up and down instead of left to right?

There really isn’t an up or down in space so I guess we just decided the planets orbit the sun on a horizontal plane instead of vertical.

It would be more consistent to me with the equator getting the same amount of sunlight all throughout the year. 12 on and 12 off. That feels like the more “fixed” point
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6085 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 10:23 am to
quote:

I had an Intern once. She was a Bali Nationalist but I never tried any date lines.

What are some good Intern Nationalist Date Lines I should have used?

Would you like to get hai with me?
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
955 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 10:38 am to
quote:

that's why we won the Battle of Midway, the Japs were a day late

Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
2899 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

What's the deal with that?


You do realize we live on a spinning sphere revolving around a sun?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68459 posts
Posted on 6/7/25 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

What's the deal with that?


The deal with that is, it friggin rawks!

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