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re: The hipster era has officially come to an end, CDC says to shave your beards

Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:00 pm to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20375 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:00 pm to
My inner Civil War general says frick you CDC.

Posted by TimeOutdoors
AK
Member since Sep 2014
12121 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:03 pm to
This virus is going to hit Alaska hard... Just saying. Don't scuba divers use wax or something in their beards?
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:19 pm to
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I don't think the "toothbrush" is in style anymore
Only Hitler and that fat hamburger addict from Popeye ever rocked one...
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58058 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:19 pm to
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My friend is a warden and he said the whole “beard” thing started in jail. If one prisoner grew a beard it let the other prisoners know he was “down” so to speak

He always laughs when he sees guys out in public thinking they’re hot shite for having a beard




Your friend is a moron who is full of shite. Stop listening to him.
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40025 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:31 pm to
But I don't grow my beard to be hip I grow it cause I'm lazy and don't like shaving.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52966 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:34 pm to
The reason they grow beards in jail is to hide their weak chins

Just like in the real world
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51651 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:39 pm to
I'd rather die
Posted by BuckeyeFan87
Columbus
Member since Dec 2007
25239 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:45 pm to
I’d rather die
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57438 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:49 pm to
why do you idiots think beards are hipster?

Is Connery a hipster?


Is ZZTop Hipster?


Is Chuck Norris Hipster?


Are the fricking Ninja Turtles Hipster?




What about fricking Zeus?
This post was edited on 2/26/20 at 12:49 pm
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:51 pm to
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At one point, you were moderately funny.

What happened?


Your sense of humor changed? Because he’s never been funny.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57438 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:53 pm to
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.I read of a study done,full beards typically had as many germs as the average toilet.


i have also read peoples toilets have less germs than their kitchens.... So i guess beards are cleaner than the place you prepare foods.
This post was edited on 2/26/20 at 12:59 pm
Posted by SonicAndBareKnuckles
Member since Jun 2018
1596 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:55 pm to
Beards used to be cool and manly, but now I just assume they have a fat face and no jawline.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11860 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 1:59 pm to
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Look, the toothbrush AKA the Hitler is OK.


Let's call it the Charlie Chaplan.
Posted by Muff
The dirty south.
Member since Oct 2014
526 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 2:06 pm to
lotsa haters that can't beard in this chat

i got a beard to my tits, i'm going down with ship bois...no fricks.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 2:11 pm to
You still hooked one, bravo
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20886 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 2:13 pm to


Pai mei is not pleased.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20886 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 2:14 pm to
ZZ Top is definitely nouveau hipster.
This post was edited on 2/26/20 at 2:18 pm
Posted by Cincinnati Bowtie
Sparta
Member since May 2008
11951 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 2:21 pm to
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My friend is a warden and he said the whole “beard” thing started in jail. If one prisoner grew a beard it let the other prisoners know he was “down” so to speak He always laughs when he sees guys out in public thinking they’re hot shite for having a beard
Burl Cain told me the same thing.
Posted by Cincinnati Bowtie
Sparta
Member since May 2008
11951 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 2:22 pm to
All corona virus susceptible.
Posted by FishinTygah84
LA
Member since Dec 2013
1976 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 2:56 pm to
Looks like all the plant baws will live to see another shift
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