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The hipster era has officially come to an end, CDC says to shave your beards

Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:28 am
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:28 am
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34791 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:29 am to
Look, the toothbrush AKA the Hitler is OK....
This post was edited on 2/26/20 at 11:30 am
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:30 am to
I don't think the "toothbrush" is in style anymore.
And can't the english, dali and fu manchu folks just tuck them into the facemask?
This post was edited on 2/26/20 at 11:32 am
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4615 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:30 am to
Trying to decide between pencil and toothbrush.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26338 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:32 am to
NOLA's fire chief will be happy to know that his Walrus is safe
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87748 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:32 am to
Men have beards

Hipsters have waxed mustaches and ride unicycles
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60158 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:32 am to
My friend is a warden and he said the whole “beard” thing started in jail. If one prisoner grew a beard it let the other prisoners know he was “down” so to speak

He always laughs when he sees guys out in public thinking they’re hot shite for having a beard
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:33 am to
No females or people of color on this chart?

We've got so far to go, y'all.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:33 am to
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:33 am to


The Walrus survives!
Posted by Clyde
Member since Jul 2010
1570 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:34 am to
How are side whiskers okay but Mutton chops not? list is shite
Posted by HurricaneTiger
Coral Gables, FL
Member since Jan 2014
3255 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:34 am to
I can’t have stubble? Am I supposed to shave multiple times everyday?
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
22183 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:35 am to
Glad the ole Hitler look is approved by the CDC.

Considering the genocide the virus will cause according to the OT.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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139229 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:35 am to
quote:

I don't think the "toothbrush" is in style anymore.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:35 am to
WTF, where’s the reverse Hitler? Where you have everything but the under the nose?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:37 am to
quote:

el Gaucho




At one point, you were moderately funny.

What happened?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96254 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:46 am to
quote:

My friend is a warden and he said the whole “beard” thing started in jail. If one prisoner grew a beard it let the other prisoners know he was “down” so to speak He always laughs when he sees guys out in public thinking they’re hot shite for having a beard


None of this happened. Just to start off, there is zero chance you have a friend.

Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13419 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:50 am to
I wonder if a porn association (if one exists) has this type of scale for productions, except that it is for the area down below and not your face.

I guess that is one reason why you see so much clean shaven areas in their productions. Who knew there was a health reasoning?
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
5127 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:51 am to
I don’t understand the attraction of full beards.Those Duck Dynasty guys,lots of ball players have full beards.Besides being ugly they are nasty.I read of a study done,full beards typically had as many germs as the average toilet.
Posted by Summer of George
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
6184 posts
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:52 am to
Seems racist
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