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The great 2016 Florida Python hunt

Posted on 1/17/16 at 4:50 pm
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
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Posted on 1/17/16 at 4:50 pm
"Python Challenge organizers say they want the snakes dead or alive. There are rules, however. Contestants are asked to catch the critters caught mostly with hands, and that any use of "traps, bait, explosives, chemicals, smoke and motorized tools is prohibited."

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This post was edited on 1/17/16 at 4:54 pm
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17464 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 4:54 pm to
I guess I'm out because any python that I happen to run into in the Everglades is getting the business end of a flamethrowing chainsaw.

Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
28447 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 4:54 pm to
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 1/17/16 at 4:55 pm to
I'd hunt with my AR and a flamethrower. frick those snakes.
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22046 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 4:55 pm to
Those are men's men. frick snakes.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80761 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 4:56 pm to
I went in there, whipped my schlong out and layed it on the table.

They gave me $50 bucks.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16366 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

Contestants are asked to catch the critters caught mostly with hands, and that any use of "traps, bait, explosives, chemicals, smoke and motorized tools is prohibited.
And that kind of mentality is how the python came to be a problem.

WTF do they care how you kill the damn thing? WTF do they have a season on this? Set up a fund and give people $50 for every severed head and it'll be harsh times for Everglades pythons. Hell, give out free lottery tickets in exchange for python heads.
This post was edited on 1/17/16 at 5:04 pm
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/17/16 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

I went in there, whipped my schlong out and layed it on the table.

They gave me $50 bucks


so they are paying for good laughs too? sweet
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17464 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

I went in there, whipped my schlong out and layed it on the table.

They gave me $50 bucks.


They did say it was allowed to be dead.

Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
7959 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

And that kind of mentality is how the python came to be a problem.

WTF do they care how you kill the damn thing? WTF do they have a season on this? Set up a fund and give people $50 for every severed head and it'll be harsh times for Everglades pythons. Hell, give out free lottery tickets in exchange for python heads.


But that would eliminate the funding for decades and decades and decades of Python control. Gotta make it a very long term thing.
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 1/17/16 at 5:01 pm to
I'm not amused.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80761 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 5:02 pm to
You mad, bro?
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16366 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

But that would eliminate the funding for decades and decades and decades of Python control. Gotta make it a very long term thing.
Bingo. Plus, it would kill the precious animals.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 1/17/16 at 5:08 pm to
Looks like my trouser snake
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25350 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 5:10 pm to
i agree with AA7
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 1/17/16 at 5:14 pm to
Those African rock pythons are no joke. And they are multiplying rapidly in the Everglades.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 5:16 pm to
I've always wanted to slap a python.

I've slapped an alligator but not a snake.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/17/16 at 5:18 pm to


I spy an idiot
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 1/17/16 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

I'm not amused.


quote:

Python


Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 1/17/16 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

I went in there, whipped my schlong out and layed it on the table.

They gave me $50 bucks.



Penis enlargement costs a lot more than $50 but it's a start I guess.
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