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The First Trolley Problem I've Ever Seen that Makes Sense

Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:18 pm
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:18 pm




GD





Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
14607 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:20 pm to
How much did u smoke tonight?
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18462 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:21 pm to
Well, if you were the single one on the track, I would pull the lever to put you out of your misery on the basis of this thread.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:22 pm to
Could mind frick everyone and have the engineer hit the brakes
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74865 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:22 pm to
I wouldn't pull the lever. By pulling the lever I am now at fault for the death of the one guy on the track and would probably get sued. I would just walk away.


Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61865 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:25 pm to
Depending on the speed and length of the trolley car and the distance between the two tracks, you could possibly kill all of them by pulling the lever
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10307 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:26 pm to
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61777 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:27 pm to
But what if there are two trolleys?
Then everybody gets lucky.
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

Depending on the speed and length of the trolley car and the distance between the two tracks, you could possibly kill all of them by pulling the lever




i like it
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:28 pm to
It would get hung up on the five guys and tip over onto the one guy. 6 guys with one trolley
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76135 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:28 pm to
Just electrify the rail.

All problems solved.

/thread
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 9:29 pm
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 9/17/16 at 7:35 am to
quote:

Depending on the speed and length of the trolley car and the distance between the two tracks, you could possibly kill all of them by pulling the lever


Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 9/17/16 at 7:38 am to
If life is that miserable look out for number one and stop the trolley with your own soon to be mangled corpse.
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