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re: The Depp/Heard Trial is the gift that keeps on giving

Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:23 am to
Posted by plaric
Pike Road, Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
2276 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:23 am to
I'm watching Emily Baker comment on it while they talk to him. This is gold.
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:24 am to
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Depp's side is absolutely trying to run out the clock with this windbag witness and it's hilarious.

This cross is going against Depp's clock... not Heard's
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:25 am to
His baseline for Depp’s personality is his work and commercials? That’s a joke right there
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:26 am to
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This guy is getting his arse kicked.

This cross is hilarious


Wait... this expert witness called Depp an idiot during the expert's deposition?

Not very doctorly
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:27 am to
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My goodness... this cross... Depp's lawyer is calling this dude an unethical piece of shite
This cross is LOL funny and cringe at the same time. Depp and the two lawyers beside him are having a hard time keeping straight faces. I can't believe Heard's lawyers put this goofball on the stand.
This post was edited on 5/23/22 at 11:28 am
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13490 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:29 am to
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This cross is going against Depp's clock... not Heard's

Isn't the judge holding them to having this wrapped up by this weekend? Or do I have that wrong.

I assume the longer you have a Heard witness like this on the stand looking like a loon, it's good for Depp.
This post was edited on 5/23/22 at 11:30 am
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:29 am to
Lol.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:29 am to
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He’s off the rails and all over the place.


Wow. This guy is worse than useless.

Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:30 am to
This guy is losing it. He's also nervous drinking more of the Gatorade. I really hope the judge lets this finish before the lunch break so the guy doesn't have time to get it together if that's possible.
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:32 am to
Rekieta and the other lawyers keep saying this witness is Cristopher Lloyd from Back to the Future. Spot on.
Posted by plaric
Pike Road, Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
2276 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:33 am to
ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGGGAWATTTTTTSSS
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7286 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:35 am to
Depp's personality has been the charming bad boy, witty highly likeable miscreant that's been on the stand. That's been confirmed for the jury more than anything, he is what his image says. This trial should help his "personality image" and career more than anything. I get why he's a big actor now, he could do improv. Amber's personality meanwhile is awful
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
147163 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:35 am to
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Isn't the judge holding them to having this wrapped up by this weekend? Or do I have that wrong.

I assume the longer you have a Heard witness like this on the stand looking like a loon, it's good for Depp.

each side started the trial with 67 hours & 15 minutes to present their case... if your lawyer is asking questions that goes against your time

Heard's side had 8 hours & 15 minutes left before today started & Depp's had 18 hours & 45 minutes left coming into today

This cross is going into Depp's remaining 18+ hours
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
38455 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:40 am to
I think this witness has narcissistic personality disorder
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
38455 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:41 am to
Thankfully Depp has a ton of time left I believe.
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
147163 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:43 am to
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Thankfully Depp has a ton of time left I believe.

Depp has a 10 hour-plus advantage on Heard on time remaining
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
38455 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:44 am to
Seroquel will put your arse in a coma
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37539 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:46 am to
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f I had to guess, I'm going to say that the jury will find in favor of Depp and award him that $7 million that she didn't give to charity.


That would be an interesting outcome. And fair since she was supposed to be the one funding the donation
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
147163 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:48 am to
Depp's lawyer just insinuated that Heard's unseemly photos of Depp asleep were while he was under the influence of a prescribed medication
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
38455 posts
Posted on 5/23/22 at 11:48 am to
Lmfao this witness
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