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re: The cringiest things you have ever told your parents.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 3:59 pm to Pledge
Posted on 6/10/16 at 3:59 pm to Pledge
Didn't exactly tell him but he walked in on me and a lady mid thrust in my room when I was in high school. No covers or blankets and the end of my bed was facing the door. He saw it all. 
He left the house for 30 minutes then came back and all he said about it was "wrap up".
He left the house for 30 minutes then came back and all he said about it was "wrap up". 
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Posted on 6/10/16 at 4:01 pm to Pledge
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The cringiest things you have ever told your parents.
I post on TigerDroppings.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 4:07 pm to Pledge
When i was about 13 on Christmas morning I asked my Mom " do you have any rolling papers, umm I mean wrapping paper!"
Posted on 6/10/16 at 4:08 pm to LucasP
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mail fraud that I didn't commit.
feds watchinPosted on 6/10/16 at 4:17 pm to commode
Posted on 6/10/16 at 4:31 pm to Pledge
when i was really young my parents had a maid - VERY nice black lady. mom would bring her back and forth from the bus stop. i'm ridding in the back of the cutlass and asked if she was a n*****. mom pulled the car over and BEAT MY arse in front of the maid. post-beating with me wimpering in the back seat, the maid very politely explained to my why that word is considered an insult.
i used to have a mouth that made my mom and dad nervous when i was younger
i used to have a mouth that made my mom and dad nervous when i was younger
Posted on 6/10/16 at 4:36 pm to Pledge
Not said per se, but the time my old man found an ounce of blow in my jacket my junior or senior year was about as cringe as it gets
Posted on 6/10/16 at 4:48 pm to Pledge
There was a picture of a ying-yang symbol when I was probably in 5th grade. Someone on my school bus said it was 69 before. He was a teacher and doing something after school with his students and I was with him. They were trying to say what the meaning of the symbol was. I kept insisting that it meant 69. I remember my dad asking if I knew what that meant. at the time, I did not.
at the time, I did not. This post was edited on 6/10/16 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:05 pm to Pledge
I post on TigerDroppings daily
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:06 pm to Pledge
My girlfriend is pregnant.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:08 pm to alajones
I swallow out of convenience, Dad.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:12 pm to alajones
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My girlfriend is pregnant.
I thought I was going to have to make that revelation in hs, what a shitty few days that was, fortunately I put it off holding out for hope, and the gf came by and gave me the good news
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:14 pm to Pledge
I member watching American beauty and spacey starts masterbating in bed next to the wife. I started cracking up, my dad looked at me, why are you laughing and starts chuckling. I guess he found out rt then I knew what jerking off was.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:18 pm to Pledge
Of all the things that have never happened, that has never happened the most.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:19 pm to Pledge
TAKE BACK ARE COUNTRY
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:22 pm to lsuwontonwrap
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How would a kid even know what a fudge packer is?
They don't, and the OP is made up.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:31 pm to Pledge
Me, my cousin and my brother were playing with play do at my MawMaws house after Sunday dinner.
My brother made a penis, I made a testicle and my cousin made a testicle..... we walked into the living room and showed my parents, my uncles and my Great NaNan. My PawPaw laughed his arse off, my great Nanan started praying and my Mawmaw had to stop my dad from busting our arse!
My brother made a penis, I made a testicle and my cousin made a testicle..... we walked into the living room and showed my parents, my uncles and my Great NaNan. My PawPaw laughed his arse off, my great Nanan started praying and my Mawmaw had to stop my dad from busting our arse!
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:33 pm to dgnx6
After a night of vigorous activities in college, I woke up with a painful lump on my equipment. Painful to touch and to even look at. It felt like I had a ball bearing under my skin. I was freaked and knew I needed to see a Dr. After much discussion with my roommates I picked up the phone and made the call.
"Hey Mom, I've got a lump on my penis." My roommates shot out the front door like they were fired from a canon. They only made it off the front porch before they both collapsed from laughter and they had actual tears in their eyes.
Went to the Dr. Told me to go easy for a while. It went away.
Me and my roommates at least tell the story once a year for the past 23 years.
Oh, and I married the penis breaker, she's made it up to me.
"Hey Mom, I've got a lump on my penis." My roommates shot out the front door like they were fired from a canon. They only made it off the front porch before they both collapsed from laughter and they had actual tears in their eyes.
Went to the Dr. Told me to go easy for a while. It went away.
Me and my roommates at least tell the story once a year for the past 23 years.
Oh, and I married the penis breaker, she's made it up to me.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:42 pm to Pledge
That I'm changing my name to Caitlyn and getting tits
Posted on 6/10/16 at 5:45 pm to Pledge
In high school, I got blue balls for the first time after making out with some slut. I didn't know what it was at the time, so I freaked out and told my mom I needed to go to the doctor. She immediately knew it was blue balls and had to explain that I just needed to go jerk off
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