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The birds and the bees talk
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:50 pm
Any of you guys get the birds and bees talk from your old man or did he just hand you a VHS of Debbie does Dallas and a 6pk? 
I have a son that's 13 and I know it's time to bring up the subject. I never got the talk from my dad, so would like to hear from some of you that have.
I have a son that's 13 and I know it's time to bring up the subject. I never got the talk from my dad, so would like to hear from some of you that have. 
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:52 pm to HogBalls
I never got the talk but my dad left it on Cinemax and fell asleep.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:52 pm to HogBalls
Your son has been jacking off for at least 2 years. You can skip the talk
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:53 pm to HogBalls
Threw me a condom and told me to post pics to the OT
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:53 pm to HogBalls
Give him a $500 gift card to chatterbate. They'll walk him through it.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:54 pm to HogBalls
My dad sat me down and promised me we were going to have the talk right after he got back from getting smokes at the store.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:54 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
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Threw me a condom and told me to post pics to the OT
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:54 pm to HogBalls
He wasn't around and my Mother offered no input.
I figured it out fairly well thru trial and error.
I figured it out fairly well thru trial and error.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:55 pm to HogBalls
The internet exists. He knows everything already.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:57 pm to Tingle
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The internet exists. He knows everything already.
This is what scares me. Back in my day you had to work to see porn. Now it's as easy as a click away.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:59 pm to HogBalls
Get him a classy call girl. She'll be gentle and walk him through it.
Or his teacher will do it in a year or so.
Or his teacher will do it in a year or so.
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 8:00 pm
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:59 pm to HogBalls
Just get your wife to have the conversation with him
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:01 pm to HogBalls
Raised on a farm so I understood the mechanical aspects but I'm not sure I've figured out the emotional part yet
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:01 pm to Walt OReilly
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Just get your wife to have the conversation with him
No way. I'm divorced, plus I want him to be good at fricking which rules her advice out.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:02 pm to Rockbrc
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Raised on a farm so I understood the mechanical aspects but I'm not sure I've figured out the emotional part yet
You cried after you popped you cherry, huh?
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:05 pm to HogBalls
He just said don't get anyone pregnant cause he's not paying for it. Other than that, nothing.
I learned how to sex from scrambled spice channel and AOL-speed pictures
I learned how to sex from scrambled spice channel and AOL-speed pictures
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:05 pm to upgrayedd
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Raised on a farm so I understood the mechanical aspects but I'm not sure I've figured out the emotional part yet
You cried after you popped you cherry, huh?
Nah, he just never could figure out how to make the sheep say "I love you" back.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:17 pm to HogBalls
oh screw that
what he needs is good dating info
how to spot a high maint floozy
how to spot a nice girl
what to do, what not to do, and when
tell him your dating nightmares or at least a cpl of them that will pass muster
the best things in life are free, he don't need to blow a bunch of cash to impress anyone...
what he needs is good dating info
how to spot a high maint floozy
how to spot a nice girl
what to do, what not to do, and when
tell him your dating nightmares or at least a cpl of them that will pass muster
the best things in life are free, he don't need to blow a bunch of cash to impress anyone...
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:29 pm to fr33manator
Sheep are better than cows because you don't have to walk so far to kiss them. Horses are better than sheep because you've always got a ride home.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:31 pm to HogBalls
My mom gave me the talk. My dad opted not to go. I remember being in the fetal position on my bed so confused why my dad does that. I always imagined they drew straws.
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