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re: The birds and the bees talk
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:37 pm to HogBalls
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:37 pm to HogBalls
HogBalls,
Your Arky version of the Birds and the Bees won't take long compared to the normal civilized human version.
Here's a couple of lines used in the Arkansas version:
"The closer the kin, the deeper in! Suck it! Sooooeeee!"
"Momma, I'm comin'!"
tl/dr: Pity for your and all Arky children.
Your Arky version of the Birds and the Bees won't take long compared to the normal civilized human version.
Here's a couple of lines used in the Arkansas version:
"The closer the kin, the deeper in! Suck it! Sooooeeee!"
"Momma, I'm comin'!"
tl/dr: Pity for your and all Arky children.
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 8:40 pm
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 10:41 pm to HogBalls
When I was around 12-13 my dad asked me to go for a ride. We drove around for awhile, and I could tell he had something on his mind. Finally he said, "fathers want you to treat their daughters nice," and that was it. I learned the rest from softcore porn on HBO, as God intended.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 10:48 pm to HogBalls
13 is kind if late. My dad gave me that "what's what" at around 10.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 11:44 pm to HogBalls
My dad told me I was a botched abortion and that I better be good and ready to have to make those kinda decisions. It was a weird time.
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:15 am to HogBalls
If he's 13, there's a 99% chance he's already watched a group of interracial midgets gangbang a chick in every hole.
So. Problem solved.
So. Problem solved.
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