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re: The best way to get out of jury duty?
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:02 pm to BigOrangeBri
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:02 pm to BigOrangeBri
Show up in a nice 3 piece suit, carry a Wall Street Journal and you’re out...
Defense won’t seat you!
Defense won’t seat you!
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Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:04 pm to BigOrangeBri
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The best way to get out of jury duty?
Tell them you have a TD Premium account.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:04 pm to BigOrangeBri
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:05 pm to BigOrangeBri
Just tell them you're not going, nothing will come of it. Trust me.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:07 pm to BigOrangeBri
With the wacko liberal DA here I wish I could be on one just to vote not guilty no matter what and advocate the position. Mistrial at worst.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:08 pm to BigOrangeBri
Flirt with the judge. Comment on how black the robe is, how handsome the gavel is, how tall the bench is, and things like that.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:08 pm to LNCHBOX
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Subtly imply that you're racist
Simply ask if not liking a certain minority group is bad. You will be excused and not called back.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:11 pm to BigOrangeBri
As a convicted felon I don’t get asked to do that. But I would.
FRY THAT BASTARD!!
set her free.
FRY THAT BASTARD!!
set her free.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:11 pm to BigOrangeBri
It's never been called but it is the only reason I stay registered as a republican
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:23 pm to BigOrangeBri
quote:
The best way to get out of jury duty?
Walk in and say “boy I know a guilty person when I see one”
They’ll ask you to leave
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:30 pm to BigOrangeBri
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The best way to get out of jury duty?
Tell them you post on the Poliboard multiple times a day.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:31 pm to BigOrangeBri
Crap your pants in the jury room.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:39 pm to BigOrangeBri
Was easy for me, mine was a case of a person arrested for theft.
Question from the prosecutor
“Do you believe you can make a judgement on the guilt or innocence based on the facts”
YES
“No objection your honor”
From the defense
“Do you think there are valid excuses for disobeying rules”
NO
“I will use one of my strikes on the person your honor”
Read the room :)
Question from the prosecutor
“Do you believe you can make a judgement on the guilt or innocence based on the facts”
YES
“No objection your honor”
From the defense
“Do you think there are valid excuses for disobeying rules”
NO
“I will use one of my strikes on the person your honor”
Read the room :)
This post was edited on 7/5/22 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 7/5/22 at 12:45 pm to BigOrangeBri
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The best way to get out of jury duty?
if you are too stupid to get out of jury duty then you must be a biden voter
try saying to the judge that government and justice system are criminals and a joke and you refuse to believe anyone they charge with a crime is guilty of anything
Posted on 7/5/22 at 1:02 pm to BigOrangeBri
This post was edited on 7/5/22 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 7/5/22 at 1:10 pm to BigOrangeBri
I had jury duty last fall & ultimately served on that jury.
Judge offered a free pass to leave though to anyone in the jury pool that had Covid concerns of any kind.
Judge offered a free pass to leave though to anyone in the jury pool that had Covid concerns of any kind.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 1:12 pm to BigOrangeBri
I have it made in this department. My cousin is one of the lead prosecutors in my district so unless I get called to federal jury duty, I can just say I won’t be able to remain impartial due to a family connection to the case.
That said, I’d love to serve on a jury. I judge people all day every day already, I might as well get $12 a day to do it
That said, I’d love to serve on a jury. I judge people all day every day already, I might as well get $12 a day to do it
Posted on 7/5/22 at 1:13 pm to BigOrangeBri
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The best way to get out of jury duty?
move to canada
Posted on 7/5/22 at 1:15 pm to BigOrangeBri
Don’t be a douche just go do it. It’s your civic duty.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 1:20 pm to TDsngumbo
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That said, I’d love to serve on a jury. I judge people all day every day already, I might as well get $12 a day to do it
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