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re: The Assumption Parish Sherriff's department is doing a great job
Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:23 am to Loup
Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:23 am to Loup
quote:I have the utmost confidence that young Master Simmons will use this as a learning experience and move on positively with his life.
James Lawrence Simmons, III
He doesn’t look like a future car-jacker.
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Posted on 12/23/25 at 11:06 am to OysterPoBoy
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Good job stopping this kid before he moves up to more dangerous substances like Icy Hot.
Icy Hot is dangerous if you rub it on your balls.
Posted on 12/23/25 at 11:30 am to Loup
That is an odd name for someone from Pierre Part.
Posted on 12/23/25 at 11:45 am to 4quartaBamaball
ladies and gentlemen...WE GOT HIM!
Posted on 12/23/25 at 11:48 am to Loup
About a month or so ago I so they arrested an old black guy for burning junk in his backyard after being warned not to.
Posted on 12/23/25 at 12:46 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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Sounds like his friend is wanted on felony charges and they are just using these charges as leverage to get him to give up his friend.
People will just gloss right over this because it doesn't fit their narrative
Posted on 12/23/25 at 12:54 pm to Loup
Y'all, just remember that,
*checks article*
CBD oil is a gateway drug to fentanyl
*checks article*
CBD oil is a gateway drug to fentanyl
Posted on 12/23/25 at 3:20 pm to Loup
Looks like Slim Simmons. Wonder if they're related? Poor fella. Not enough shite going on in Assumption. Aught to go pass down crack alley in Napoleonville if they really want to clean up the streets.
Posted on 12/23/25 at 3:33 pm to Loup
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deputy conducted a protective pat down sweep of Simmons
So, a Terry frisk, which purpose is to search for weapons, IF the officer has articulable suspicion that the suspect may be armed.
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at which time a quantity of CBD oil was discovered
Absolutely not a weapon, and the officer feeling the suspect would not have felt what would immediately be apparent as a weapon, or even as contraband if it were just a vape shaped object.
Motion to suppress incoming.
Posted on 12/23/25 at 3:59 pm to Kenna City Solja
This seems like a situation where the kid mouthed off and the doofus deputy said "oh yeah, well watch this!" Big waste of time IMO.
Posted on 12/23/25 at 4:29 pm to Loup
Great job fellas. The community can rest easy tonight knowing this dangerous man is off the streets
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