That weird feeling after sex when you need to pee but can't, how to fix

Milk your prostate.

Penicillin

That’s a UTI, you rapist frick.

Run water & roll your eyes upward, like you’re looking at the ceiling.

you gotta wipe the poop off your pee hole

Tell your husband not to hit it so hard.

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Worry about having sex first.

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Trillhog doesn't worry about when he's going to have sex. The women near him, though, now they're the ones who should be worrying.

wait

Something that works for me is not raping people.

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