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That poor Holiday Inn bathroom. (We’ve all been there)
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:19 am
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:19 am
Holy colon enema blast, that poor new Holiday Inn lobby bathroom will never be the same. It was one of those barley getting the boxers down before the flow was hitting the water. Thanks to baby Jesus it did not cause any damage to me or my clothing...but when I got up, it was all over the back of the seat, wall, and some on the floor. Glad I had a pack of Charmin wet wipes (brought half the pack with me) in the car for situations like this. To make the shitty situation worse, the damn toilet would not automatically flush...I feel for the poor soul that has to clean up that mess. Oh well, I feel like a new man and probably lost 5 pounds from this traumatic experience.
Thought I would share.
Thought I would share.
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:20 am to WildcatMike
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:21 am to WildcatMike
quote:Please don't.
Thought I would share.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:21 am to WildcatMike
Morbidly obese problems.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:21 am to WildcatMike
You are about a nasty frick for not cleaning up your own mess.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:22 am to WildcatMike
Nice of you to be a 3rd world animal and leave your mess for someone else to cleanup. Something to be proud of.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:22 am to WildcatMike
wow, just.....wow
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:22 am to WildcatMike
I would only stop at hotels to shite when I was involved in outside sales or on the road for work. Cleanest bathrooms by far
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:24 am to Ed Osteen
quote:
rk. Cleanest bathrooms by far
This
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:25 am to WildcatMike
quote:
Thanks to baby Jesus it did not cause any damage to me or my clothing...but when I got up, it was all over the back of the seat, wall, and some on the floor.
You say you didn't shite yourself and then you say your shite yourself. It's not ok.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:25 am to WildcatMike
Some of y'all lead boring lives.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:25 am to WildcatMike
quote:
We’ve all been there
No we haven't.
That's nasty and very inconsiderate. I have never, in my entire life, had explosive diarrhea that resulted in a sprayed wall and floor. At home or otherwise.
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:26 am to WildcatMike
quote:
it was all over the back of the seat, wall
[INSERT MEME: "That's My Fetish"]
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:27 am to JPinLondon
Your fetish is a man shitting all over a bathroom? That's weird.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:27 am to WildcatMike
Isn't Kige Ramsey from around your way?
He could've done a video.
He could've done a video.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:30 am to WildcatMike
quote:
but when I got up, it was all over the back of the seat, wall, and some on the floor
but 
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:36 am to WildcatMike
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:53 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
I have never, in my entire life, had explosive diarrhea that resulted in a sprayed wall and floor. At home or otherwise.
I wish I could say the same. Crohn’s disease is a bitch
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:54 am to WildcatMike
Seems to me there was a very similar thread posted here several years ago...
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:54 am to WildcatMike
quote:
Holiday Inn bathroom
Wait, what? There are still HI's?
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