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re: That awkward time between first penetration and the condom
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:48 pm to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:48 pm to OysterPoBoy
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You can’t get an STD from a few strokes but thanks for the scare tactic
It’s been scientifically proven that it takes 13 strokes to get an STD. That’s why 13 is unlucky
That’s why I pump 12 strokes, then pull out and stroke it once by hand, then stick it back in on 14.
Gotta be smart.

Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:48 pm to lsunurse
quote:Nobody on the OT wants to have the relations with you.
Enjoy your chlamydia
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:49 pm to lsunurse
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Some STDs you can get without even having penetration, just the skin to skin contact is enough.
Like the gay?
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:50 pm to fr33manator
quote:That's freaking genius. I never thought about it bc I never pass 11 anyways.
That’s why I pump 12 strokes, then pull out and stroke it once by hand, then stick it back in on 14.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:50 pm to BurningHeart
If you are using a condom, why are running the risk of rawdogging it?
Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:53 pm to fr33manator
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Do it in the dark. Just unwrap a candy bar or something.
Then stick her where the good lord split her

Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:53 pm to liz18lsu
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If you are using a condom, why are running the risk of rawdogging it?
Liz, clearly some of the guys that post here don't even know the basics about STD transmission.
I bet they think if a girl looks "clean enough" and she claims she is on the pill...they don't even need a condom.

Posted on 9/1/19 at 4:55 pm to BurningHeart
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What did you OT'ers do during your first time?
FIFY
Posted on 9/1/19 at 5:05 pm to liz18lsu
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If you are using a condom, why are running the risk of rawdogging it?
What risk? I'm an expert at the pull out method.
STDs... well I don't sleep with hood rats
Posted on 9/1/19 at 5:13 pm to BurningHeart
yeah, I haven't used a rubber (when did the lingo change to condom?), since high school.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 5:19 pm to Lawyered
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found one and she starts choking me
She failed. Lucky us.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 5:54 pm to BurningHeart
Just started having sex huh?
Skip that awkward moment... Tell her where they are and let her put it on you.
Skip that awkward moment... Tell her where they are and let her put it on you.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:22 pm to lsunurse
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I bet they think if a girl looks "clean enough" and she claims she is on the pill...they don't even need a condom.
You just reminded me of a friend who once said, "I smelled it, it smelled clean."

Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:30 pm to BurningHeart
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Then you slip it in for a few strokes until she quickly gasps, "Oh put on a condom"
Boy am I glad those days are over.
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