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Thanks to Kraft, I can now trick the old lady in to licking ranch off of my knob

Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:20 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:20 pm


I have a ranch fetish. Thanks to Kraft, my wife won't be turned off by my request to lather up. Who would have thought calling it "frosting" would help me out.

The only problem is I prefer Hidden Valley.
This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 1:39 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139214 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:21 pm to
Thought this was going to be a Robert Kraft thread
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51596 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:21 pm to
Oh, arse...
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6694 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:22 pm to
What in the frick are you talking about
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Robert Kraft


Still waiting for his video to drop
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19955 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Thanks to Kraft, I can know trick the ole man into licking ranch off of my knob


FIFY

quote:

Thanks to Kraft, my ole man won't be turned off by my request to lather up



FIFY
This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:23 pm to
She'll pour in your hidden valley alright
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59343 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:23 pm to
What’s going on with that lady’s face
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4589 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:23 pm to

For as much as people fight for your reinstatement every few months, you’re a shitty poster.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51596 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

For as much as people fight for your reinstatement every few months, you’re a shitty poster.

The OT has its own culture and arse just reinforces it. Without posters like him we'd only have lawyers and pit bulls to complain about. We kinda need him around here.
This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 1:25 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139214 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Still waiting for his video to drop


Here's RK eating pizza while drunk


LINK
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:25 pm to
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my wife won't be turned off

debatable
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
13056 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

arseinclarse

Things were better when you were banned.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14908 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

arse


quote:

ranch fetish


Not surprised.
Posted by Bedhog
Denham Springs
Member since Apr 2019
3741 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:32 pm to
Y'all know I keeps that motherfricking thang on me.

Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6305 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:33 pm to
She looks like Mary Tyler Moore if she had a touch of the Down's.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59443 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:35 pm to


“You’re a weird guy Arse. A weird guy.”
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45420 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:38 pm to
Hey mother frickers. Leave Kraft alone.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141083 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:39 pm to
Gay thread is gay
Posted by carrguitar
Member since Oct 2014
1014 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:57 pm to
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