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re: Tell us something that happened to you that is next to impossible.

Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94808 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

So you walked around the entire cemetery and camed across the grave of a local person?


No. I walked about 1/16th of a cemetery and ran across the grave of a person I had just been talking about, literally minutes before. Other than family members who I already knew who they were and where they were buried, I read about 15 or 20 random stones before seeing this one. I felt like I was hit in the face with it.

So, that's either a ghost or a "next to impossible" thing as stated in the OP.
Posted by RoyalWe
Prairieville, LA
Member since Mar 2018
4323 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:06 pm to
I was hit with an anchor while diving. Twice.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
13547 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:06 pm to
I got hit by lightning and won $300 on a scratch off in the same day
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:10 pm to
Back when I was around 13 or so and my brother was around 19ish, we were wrestling in the living room and he flipped me and slammed me.

For some reason, there was a golf tee laying on the carpet and when he slammed me down it ended up going in my palm all the way to the thicker part of the tee.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21463 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:12 pm to
My wife had sex with me the other night.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3431 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

Tell us something that happened to you that is next to impossible.


I boiled water and didn't get shot in the face
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94808 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:13 pm to
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My wife had sex with me the other night.


Man, I had sex the other night. Could have been me.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104397 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:13 pm to
I spent a weekend in New Orleans and escaped with my life.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9573 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:14 pm to
I took a practice swing with a golf club and accidentally took a divot and got a clayish mud stuck to my clubface. I wiped it off with my hand, then tried to wipe my hand in the bush next to me and I accidentally grabbed a snake that I had no clue was there. Pulled him out of the bush on accident.

I was 12 and I will never forget that.
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1524 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:15 pm to
I laughed. Have an upvote
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
19055 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:16 pm to
I saw Ray Lewis working the concession stand in Tiger Stadium
Posted by ticklechain
Forgotten coast
Member since Mar 2018
831 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:21 pm to
Rode out Michael two miles North of Mexico beach. Would not recommend
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194847 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:22 pm to
at least 2 admins in this thray
Posted by Shut Up Mulllet
Member since Apr 2021
975 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:32 pm to
Got pulled over for a DWI on the water late at night leaving a bar. I was beyond hammered on my party barge. My drunk arse buddy was holding up the running light on the back.
Game warden (Sheriff maybe?) put in me in his boat. I sat there a minute , got pissed off , told him this is bullshite got out his boat and into mine.
I think I tripped him out. He said ok and let me go.
I go to start the barge and the battery is dead. He gave me an eat shite look and left!
True story backed by several buddies.
Posted by bigtiger440
Member since Sep 2009
933 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

have hit two deer. I hit both of those deer within an eighth of a mile of each other. Years apart.


I have a similar story. I am 43 years old and have only ever hit 2 deer in all of my years driving. I hit both of them leaving my buddy's house right beside his uncle's place.

My buddy's family has a bunch of land that they have owned since the early 1900s and i have picked on his uncle (doesn't hunt) for years about hunting it. I know it will never happen due to them only allowing family to hunt. After years of us going back and forth i rag his uncle about me killing more of his deer then he has.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
34753 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:50 pm to
Jet fuel melted steel beams in the WTC.
Posted by Sugarbaker
Peachtree
Member since Jun 2023
563 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:52 pm to
I was run over by a car and sustained no major injury.

I was told I could not have children and proceeded to have two with no intervention, one at age 40.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72928 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

I Came Across A Larry Leo Article With Correct Grammar
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
38002 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:57 pm to
I can't.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22466 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 4:58 pm to
while three-quarters through your story, it thought the golf tee was going end up somewhere else.

Million to one shot, doc.
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