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re: Tell Me About Your First Girlfriend
Posted on 9/21/24 at 8:56 am to SaintlyTiger88
Posted on 9/21/24 at 8:56 am to SaintlyTiger88
She was average, but fit. She was “enthusiastic” and the biggest nymphomaniac I have ever known.
She would ride her bike over to get some vitamin D. We were 15.
She would ride her bike over to get some vitamin D. We were 15.
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Posted on 9/21/24 at 8:57 am to LasVegasTiger
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Posted on 9/21/24 at 9:45 am to SaintlyTiger88
First?
She lived across the street and we would watch scary TV and Morgus in my clubhouse.
Then was my date to half my middle and high school dances. Still a friend.
The woman I married used to be confused for her sister when we were all in elementary and middle school. Basic brunettes; my type.
She lived across the street and we would watch scary TV and Morgus in my clubhouse.
Then was my date to half my middle and high school dances. Still a friend.
The woman I married used to be confused for her sister when we were all in elementary and middle school. Basic brunettes; my type.
Posted on 9/21/24 at 10:23 am to rexorotten
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. She was a whore
There is your answer
Posted on 9/21/24 at 10:31 am to SaintlyTiger88
I can only tell you about Rosy Palms so much.
Posted on 9/21/24 at 10:45 am to Tarps99
Underpants.
We were still in kindergarten. We traded undies. She wore my tighty whities home and I wore her panties home. Both of us received the appropriate arse cuttings, of course. Since that day we have had each other's backs, no questions asked. She could call me right now saying that she is in Yemen and is jammed up. I am on the first flight out.
We were still in kindergarten. We traded undies. She wore my tighty whities home and I wore her panties home. Both of us received the appropriate arse cuttings, of course. Since that day we have had each other's backs, no questions asked. She could call me right now saying that she is in Yemen and is jammed up. I am on the first flight out.
Posted on 9/21/24 at 10:49 am to SaintlyTiger88
met her at the 8th grade dance, kind of a surfer girl type
it was at the school on the Quantico Marine Base, and a couple months after she became my girlfriend her Dad got transferred to a new duty station
it was at the school on the Quantico Marine Base, and a couple months after she became my girlfriend her Dad got transferred to a new duty station
Posted on 9/21/24 at 11:53 am to chinhoyang
I was a bad kid in grade school (like 7th grade I guess) so my parents still hired a baby sitter instead of just letting me watch my siblings when they went out.
Fine with me, she was only a couple years older, was hot, and gave me a little first base action. She moved to Corpus Christi and that was that.
Cheating on a memory
Fine with me, she was only a couple years older, was hot, and gave me a little first base action. She moved to Corpus Christi and that was that.
Cheating on a memory
Posted on 9/21/24 at 12:02 pm to ummagumma
Married her, was married 19 years, 18 of them very good.
She followed me around the ballparks when I was playing, thats how we met..
She followed me around the ballparks when I was playing, thats how we met..
Posted on 9/21/24 at 12:41 pm to SaintlyTiger88
She helped her school earn the name
St Jo Ho
St Jo Ho
This post was edited on 9/21/24 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 9/21/24 at 12:51 pm to SaintlyTiger88
HS football game. She was into The Cure. She ghosted me for a guy who I think is dead from an OD.
Posted on 9/21/24 at 3:26 pm to Havoc
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The first real one, I was a junior she a big boobed cute blond senior who I was quite pleased with being with.
Only lasted a year but had fun and sex and got some good rep from other chicks for it (in that weird HS way).
Just within a month of graduating she broke it off and soon after was dating a dorky guy in her class. I was pretty not okay because I really liked her, but got back out there quick.
She later married some weirdo, popped out a kid or two. Apparently he went crazy on drugs, divorced, etc.
Saw her a year or so ago in the grocery store (me with my beautiful wife, I admit I way out kicked), and old girl is a tank.
I hate to be dick like that, but I think I have a bit of a right.
Posted on 9/21/24 at 3:26 pm to Jim Rockford
True story, I once jumped in a bayou grabbing a water moccasin that was swimming towards my first grade school girlfriend.
From that moment forward the only constant in my life has been that I've done retarded shite in the name of pussy
From that moment forward the only constant in my life has been that I've done retarded shite in the name of pussy
Posted on 9/21/24 at 3:27 pm to SuperSaint
This entire board concurs. 
Posted on 9/21/24 at 3:58 pm to SaintlyTiger88
She’s pretty hot.
She’s a model.
She’s a model.
Posted on 9/21/24 at 4:19 pm to soccerfüt
Glamor shots don’t count my man.
Posted on 9/21/24 at 4:24 pm to SuperSaint
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From that moment forward the only constant in my life has been that I've done retarded shite in the name of pussy
Leaving the bar at 2 am in baton rouge and driving all the way to grand isle and back to grab my ex gf...
We started screwing while driving somewhere around thibodaux. I was exhausted. It was more about her finishing the drive home than getting my dick wet
Posted on 9/21/24 at 4:32 pm to X123F45
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We started screwing while driving somewhere around thibodaux. I was exhausted. It was more about her finishing the drive home than getting my dick wet
Nothing more stimulating than sex while driving to keep you up.
Posted on 9/21/24 at 8:49 pm to X123F45
btdt on same stretch of hwy. she wouldn’t leave me (it) alone. best 50 miles of my life!
Posted on 9/21/24 at 10:01 pm to SaintlyTiger88
I was in seventh grade, her name was Penny, she was my first kiss and had the absolute worst breath.
Went on a few dates to the movies and fooled around in the back row, but I cannot stand her breath so we didn’t last very long
Plus, she was trashy as frick
Went on a few dates to the movies and fooled around in the back row, but I cannot stand her breath so we didn’t last very long
Plus, she was trashy as frick
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