re: Tell a story of how you wronged a girl

I fricked over a couple of girls in high school. Not my proudest moments.

Told 1st college gf had night job over breaks/holidays, but was really hooking up with high school gf who went away to college. Pulled it off for over a year, never got caught. High school gf was in on it too so she was just as wrong, but apparently really got off on it. I can't remember how many times I got laid by college gf, clean up, rebound, drive to high school gf house, rinse and repeat.

About a week before breaking off with college gf, I went college, hs gf, then college gf again over a 12 hour period. When I told hs gf I dumped college gf, we had 3 days before she went back to school. After that, never hooked up again.

Harley Quinn comes to mind. Those who remember the story will know what I'm talking about.

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i even try engaging in the fatter, not as hot in the face girls (just to get practice and give me something t do)

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If you were looking for a-hole status, This statement got you there. Jesus Christ dude.

Reading threads like this make me want to stay single forever.

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took a chick to a nye party at a camp. i was diving out the camp windows & climbing trees with nothing but my underwear on. i decided to spend the night at the camp with another chick. my buddy did me a fave and took my date home...what a horrible dude i was.

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Not sure. I'll let you in on my missives with a certain miss Harley Quinn.

I won't go into why I call her that - that story is in another thread - but its well-deserved. Harley and I dated for a year or so. Harley wasn't one to really show feelings.

However, I didn't know that she had this expensive trip planned to where she wanted to have a serious talk and take things to the next level...I found that out in a letter. At any rate, when Harley was on TAD I happened to meet this woman who was to become my now ex-wife. She (the x) asked if I wanted to get lunch, so I agreed. One thing led to another and one of Harley's friends saw us out...and saw the x getting cozy. As soon as Harley came back from TAD, you can guess what happened.

Seems as if she re-upped to get away. And what was in the letter? I got that 10 years after the fact - seemed that she had sent it after I moved with the x and it was returned to her...and in it was one of the saddest things I have ever read. And it included 2 tickets that she had saved up for over a period of almost 6 months. I was sent that letter only after I contacted her on FB after my divorce.

We are talking some now...

Got wasted at a bar with a large group of friends. A girl that I barely ever talked to grabbed me on my way back from the bathroom and started necking me right in front of the girl I was with. A couple of other girls in the group egged it on, and things got worse.

My buddy finally came and grabbed me. I sobered up with the quickness.

I still to this day don't understand how it happened. Needless to say, things did not end well with the girl I was with.

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I mean...Is there a polite way to tell a girl that she needs to have her bad case of the fishy vag treated?

Obviously, you can't just tell her that it smells like Nemo got lost in there and was never found (quite the alternate ending).

But I feel like any attempt would be taken the wrong way. All you can do is either bail or painfully wait for it to go away or for her to bring it up.

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Oh she knows... everytime she goes pee.
Easily treatable as it's likely just BV. But them young hoes are less likely to get over the stigma and go to the Gyn and say "doc, ma pussy stank. fix it."
It'll go away after a while on its own.

This is not to be confused with semen-in-the-vag-over-8hours smell. That's nasty as frick and is 100% b/c she didn't get the jiz out the jina.

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There was a pretty girl standing up front who kept looking at her watch and had teary eyes. I could not help to think that was the girl I pranked. My heart sunk. I just put my head down and went into the movies.

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Dude. You assssss.

I was hammering this hot brunette in school, and her blond friend rotating nights.

Actually banged them both one day at different times, well they started talking and got all pissed off.

They came and picked me up in the car together and chewed me out good, then within 2 hours of dropping me off they had both called :)

Are you using qt as a replacement for "cutie"?

First off, who uses the word cutie that many times when referring to a chick they tried to bang?

Second off, what male uses qt to describe anything?

Third off, what the frick is the point of your story? That you and you dude friends picked up a fat bitch and a cute chick and dumped them both and just blew each other instead?

Goddamn, you Aggies are a queer arse bunch of people.