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re: Teen with dream of being lion tamer climbs into lion enclosure
Posted on 12/2/25 at 6:40 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 12/2/25 at 6:40 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Dam Mr.Richard Parker
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Posted on 12/2/25 at 7:05 am to Strannix
Lion who dreamed of eating an aspiring young lion tamer surprised to have dreams come true right there in his cage.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 7:06 am to Kjnstkmn
The lion(ess) was a she.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 7:55 am to Strannix
When following your dreams goes wrong
Posted on 12/2/25 at 7:56 am to Red Stick Tigress
Wonder if his autopsy will list his cause of death as Covid?
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:01 am to saint tiger225
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Is promptly killed.
At least the lion was respectful about his termination and didn't drag it out.
Lions have hearts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:15 am to Strannix
Article I read said both he and his mom suffered from mental illnesses.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:17 am to Strannix
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Machado reportedly had mental health issues and had been diagnosed with schizophrenia.
Key word HAD
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:23 am to Strannix
What a nightmare.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:32 am to Strannix
Well, at least the authorities didn't kill the lion for doing what lions do to idiots who climb in their cages.
If it had happened here in the States, good chance they would have killed the animal because of someone's sheer stupidity.
If it had happened here in the States, good chance they would have killed the animal because of someone's sheer stupidity.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:44 am to Red Stick Tigress
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The lion(ess) was a she.
It's 2025. You can't just assume that.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:50 am to Strannix
He should have started by trying to pet the cubs with mama present. 
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:53 am to Master of Sinanju
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It's 2025. You can'tjust assume that.
I read the story. The dumb@$$ was mauled by a female lion a/k/a lioness.
I can assume that a 4 legged animal doesn't have sex change operations or the thought process of wanting to be something it wasn't born with.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:54 am to Strannix
that lion went from sleeping to im about to frick this fool up in about 2 seconds
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:55 am to Strannix
Great. Now the lion will have to be killed because of this moron.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:58 am to Strannix
Here's a video for those of us, like me, who won't pay to open Fox News articles.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:14 am to Kjnstkmn
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in his cage
Way to assume it's gender you bigot
Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:17 am to Strannix
Always refreshing to see a teen a little bit dumber than my own.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:17 am to Strannix
Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:17 am to moe1967
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"If you gonna be dumb, then you'd better be tough"
says he was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Dumb, maybe. But more likely just plan old bat shite crazy.
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