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Teen says hot wings and need for a bathroom led to speeding ticket

Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:02 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71180 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:02 pm



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Blame it on the chicken wings.

A teen driver in Canada who was busted for speeding said he was driving so fast because he had eaten hot chicken wings and really needed to use the bathroom.



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This 16-year-old’s excuse for going 170 km/h in a Camaro? “Too many hot wings & needed a bathroom”. Fined $966 for speeding + $203 for driving w/o a supervising driver.


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Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:03 pm to
Wonder if it wouldve been a lesser fine to just shite on the side of the road there
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:04 pm to
A 16 year old doesn’t have enough experience to know to just go ahead and shite himself when the cop pulls him over. Gotta sell the pitch.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:07 pm to
That's barely over 100 mph. Pussy.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:09 pm to
So the cop had to go over 100 mph to catch him. Did the cop get fined and a ticket as well?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:10 pm to
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So the cop had to go over 100 mph to catch him. Did the cop get fined and a ticket as well?


No. That's in Canada where they don't use freedom units. The cop's radar is set to 100 km/hr. That's about 62 mph. He clocked the guy at 170 km/hr. That's about 106 mph.
Posted by Porcine Human
Benton, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
11703 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:12 pm to
The fact that you thought this was an insightful comment is embarrassing
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:12 pm to
He was fined over 1,000 dollars for going roughly 100 mph?

Well damn that sucks.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:13 pm to
That's a steep fine, even in Canadian dollars.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:15 pm to
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He was fined over 1,000 dollars for going roughly 100 mph?

Well damn that sucks.


Yeah. Canada does not believe that man should travel more than 120 km/hr. This is why they only send robotic arms to the space station. They think that they will be spared when the universe punishes us for our hubris.
This post was edited on 6/9/19 at 1:15 pm
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:15 pm to
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The fact that you thought this was an insightful comment is embarrassing


We get tickets for speeding because it supposedly threatens the ssfety of others. A cop speeding does the exact same thing.
Its not insightful, its fact
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69559 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:16 pm to
Should have shite his pants on purpose with the cop at the window.
Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

We get tickets for speeding because it supposedly threatens the ssfety of others. A cop speeding does the exact same thing.
Its not insightful, its fact


this is either a great troll or a seriously stupid hill to die on
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63273 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:20 pm to
I think police officers hear this excuse pretty frequently...
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30410 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:25 pm to
I know the feeling, nearly shite my pants last Wednesday.

Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:28 pm to
We’ve all been there. We leave the restaurant fine. Then the closer you get home, the more you have to blow it up. It’s like a curse.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:31 pm to
Look at all that traffic.
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
32380 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:31 pm to
This post was edited on 6/9/19 at 1:32 pm
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
16674 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 1:50 pm to
There have been a couple of times where had I gotten caught I would have involuntarily shat with the cop right there.

I still say any decent driver who’s paying attention can pretty safely go 100+. Should be up to the individual regardless. Speed limits are just taxation in the name of safety c
Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
15399 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 2:00 pm to
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I still say any decent driver who’s paying attention can pretty safely go 100+


Open highway, minimal traffic, sure.

No way this is safe on any type of metropolitan freeway.
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