Taylor Swift Wardrobe Malfunction

Butt shaper.
Errybody wears one. Right?

She's a he instead which makes Dr. Pfizer as gay.

She went from a stick figure with no arse or tits, to just a swollen version with the same attributes. You would think one of the two would get bigger, but nope. Kelce got on that bus about ten years too late.

Look at how many fricks you don’t give

I came here to post the Ace Ventura gif and you beat me to it

or maybe she's wearing something that won't be revealing in case this situation arises. it's called modesty, and it is a positive attribute. she is the role model you should want for your daughter or your little sister. She's someone that is successful without having to sell her body to get noticed.

Thong still would’ve been better but eh, she’s not hot so…

The jab makes you poop your pants.