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re: Tank Abbott Bets $100,000 vs Sammich He'd Bash Ronda Rousey in Fight

Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:31 pm to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:31 pm to
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I learned being polite goes a long way,


Sounds like you made a lot of sandwiches for a lot of guys when you were "working the door".
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30048 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:32 pm to
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stfu, no way



Actually not screwing with you.

One guy broke his hand on Frank's jaw
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:32 pm to
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For that to work she'd still have to overpower him. And that's just not going to happen. She simply isn't strong enough.


I think you would be surprised what it feels like when a elite level grappler grabs a hold of you. She's an Olympic level Judo competitor. She would straight maul him in a grappling match. Even if he started training tomorrow, he could never close the gap.

Don't know if you have any high level grappling experience or not but a woman in her weight class will have no problem submitting a lessor experienced grappler of similar size, male or female. Even if you have wrestling experience and are able to stop a double or single leg, she's just going to pull guard, sweep, take your back, and choke you unconscious.

I have what I would consider to be fairly significant experience and still get caught from time to time when rolling with females and I'm not a small dude.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111655 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:34 pm to
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I think you would be surprised what it feels like when a elite level grappler grabs a hold of you. She's an Olympic level Judo competitor. She would straight maul him in a grappling match. Even if he started training tomorrow, he could never close the gap.


Posted by X123F45
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Member since Apr 2015
30048 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:35 pm to
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Sounds like you made a lot of sandwiches for a lot of guys when you were "working the door".



Nah, I just learned to lift em off the ground with a rear choke, or jump with all my weight on their back toward their shoulders.
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:37 pm to
what's so funny?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:40 pm to
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what's so funny?


she is a woman
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74669 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:41 pm to
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I think you would be surprised what it feels like when a elite level grappler grabs a hold of you. She's an Olympic level Judo competitor. She would straight maul him in a grappling match. Even if he started training tomorrow, he could never close the gap.

Don't know if you have any high level grappling experience or not but a woman in her weight class will have no problem submitting a lessor experienced grappler of similar size, male or female. Even if you have wrestling experience and are able to stop a double or single leg, she's just going to pull guard, sweep, take your back, and choke you unconscious.

I have what I would consider to be fairly significant experience and still get caught from time to time when rolling with females and I'm not a small dude.



Here's how that would look....




Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:42 pm to
I know you're trying to be a smartass, but if I remember correctly Bugs won that match.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21849 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:43 pm to


Would watch. Me thinks 2 girls vs him might actually be entertaining.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47776 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:43 pm to
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Frank Abbot is the epitome of a BAW.


Is he related to the guy that has challenged RR, David "Tank" Abbot?

Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:46 pm to
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Me thinks 2 girls vs him might actually be entertaining


We'd have to stop calling him the tank and start calling him "Frank the One Cup Abbott". The PR campaign writes itself.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:46 pm to
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what's so funny?


Probably something about you ignoring the major difference in strength between Rousey and Mayweather. That would most certainly have an effect on her elite grappling.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:48 pm to
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Tank said. "If I win -- which is going to happen, and you're going to get bashed up good -- you have to make me sandwich. If you win, I'll give you $100,000."


If he adds "and put a bullet thru my brains", I would be willing to promote this bout just on the possible outcome.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:50 pm to
While I agree with him, I don't get why he said it. I don't think Rousey goes around talking about how she an beat men.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
10519 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:52 pm to


You beautiful bastard
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40409 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:54 pm to
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She's been quipping with Mayweather for a while now. It was the catalyst for Thank Abbott's little rant.


So he's basically just chiming in, hoping for some attention?

Women issues.
Likes sandwiches.
Wants attention.

I'm thinking he should join TD.

Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481225 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:56 pm to
i hope it's been said that tank would almost assuredly beat the frick out of mayweather, too, which negates any attempted point
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30760 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:57 pm to
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I think you would be surprised what it feels like when a elite level grappler grabs a hold of you. She's an Olympic level Judo competitor. She would straight maul him in a grappling match. Even if he started training tomorrow, he could never close the gap.



When compared to a man, she's no longer considered elite, unless you call high school boys competing at a professional level elite. Every woman world record holder in any sport has most likely been beaten by a high school kid in Louisiana.


quote:

Don't know if you have any high level grappling experience or not but a woman in her weight class will have no problem submitting a lessor experienced grappler of similar size, male or female. Even if you have wrestling experience and are able to stop a double or single leg, she's just going to pull guard, sweep, take your back, and choke you unconscious.





I would put money that they could start the fight with Tank in a headlock and he would still literally kill her withing 15 seconds.
Here's a quick shot of what the fight would look like


quote:

I have what I would consider to be fairly significant experience and still get caught from time to time when rolling with females and I'm not a small dude.


maybe you need to eat a sammich or two.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 3:01 pm to
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I don't think Rousey goes around talking about how she an beat men.


She said should could beat anyone on the planet in a no-rules fight.
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