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re: Tank Abbott Bets $100,000 vs Sammich He'd Bash Ronda Rousey in Fight

Posted on 9/28/15 at 12:40 pm to
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 12:40 pm to
He just wants a sammich and some T&A. Can't blame the guy.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131859 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 12:43 pm to
I think the real story here is that Tank has 100k to throw around.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40409 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 12:47 pm to
He has no game.

Females have sex with me and make me sandwiches and I don't have to beat them up to get them to do it.


Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 1:17 pm to
I now a few women who could toss around an untrained man of similar size but that's women who have a moderate weight cut to 135 and men with no experience. I've rolled with a couple of 135 pounders who have given me fits but that's a straight grappling match. As a man who walks around at about 195 pounds with moderate experience, I don't think I would want to tangle with an elite level female grappler in the 130-135 pound class. There are a few outliers like Gabby Garcia who will strangle just about anyone. Mackenzie Dern is another one who might put you to sleep in a straight grappling match no matter how big you are. Ronda is neither one of those women.

Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40409 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 1:25 pm to
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. I've rolled with a couple of 135 pounders


Subtle brag.


Assuming you meant at the same time.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80860 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:00 pm to
I thought the point of the Rousey vs some dude was to match her with a guy who didn't know mixed martial arts, like Mayweather or a football player. This guy is a mma type guy already.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85581 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:08 pm to
Mayweather would knock the wart off her face.
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5181 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:15 pm to
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Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:15 pm to
I don't know dude. I think his only hope would be to KO her right off the bat which isn't likely. If she can weather the storm and get a hold of him, he's in trouble.

I know if I had to fight him I would shoot for the low single.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40409 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:17 pm to
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He wants to beat the shite out of her and then eat a sandwich.


So he has unresolved issues with women and he has an eating disorder.

I guess the second one is kinda obvious.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30048 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:20 pm to
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Win or lose, every opponent he ever fought he put in the hospital. Seriously.

Frank Abbot is the epitome of a BAW.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61612 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:22 pm to
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Why? She has been talking shite and wants to fight the guys. Let her then maybe she will STFU and we can end these dumbass debates.


She's been talking about fighting a person that is somewhat similar to her size in Mayweather at 5'7 145 to her 5'6 135.

Tank Abbott is 6' 250+. For her to fight him would be like Mayweather trying to fight a fat old Holyfield.
This post was edited on 9/28/15 at 2:23 pm
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1355 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:23 pm to
He looks like one of the wrestling Hart brothers... The Anvil... or something...
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111655 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:23 pm to
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She's been talking about fighting a person that is somewhat similar to her size in Mayweather


Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74669 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:24 pm to
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If she can weather the storm and get a hold of him, he's in trouble.


For that to work she'd still have to overpower him. And that's just not going to happen. She simply isn't strong enough.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40409 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:24 pm to
So I don't get it, and admittedly have not read all the posts in this thread, but why fight a woman?

Is she bragging that she can quick a guy's arse or something?
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30048 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:26 pm to
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I know if I had to fight him I would shoot for the low single.



And he would literally kill you.

Guys like frank are the only thing I hated about working the door in small town bars in early college. Some of these old guys who were 275lbs had hands the size of fricking cantaloupes and handspeed like 155ers.

I learned being polite goes a long way,
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61612 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:28 pm to
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For that to work she'd still have to overpower him. And that's just not going to happen. She simply isn't strong enough.


and that would go the same for any man that was a bantamweight going up against a massive heavyweight like him.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9011 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:29 pm to
She's been quipping with Mayweather for a while now. It was the catalyst for Thank Abbott's little rant.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 2:29 pm to
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Frank Abbot is the epitome of a BAW.



he doesn't even have Hammertime knuckles

quote:

in or lose, every opponent he ever fought he put in the hospital. Seriously.



stfu, no way

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