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re: talk to the dead, they can hear you for up to 3 days

Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:05 am to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:05 am to
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Why? What's the worse thing that can happen?


Autopsy?
Getting banged by the mortician?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75460 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:08 am to
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brain-may-continue-to-function-after-your-death-long-enough-for-you-to-be-aware-of-it

How can they hear what you're saying? The ears still function? How convenient. Nothing else is functioning.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69495 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:14 am to
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Dr. Yellerhammer5 says that Dr. Parnia is wrong, and he wouldly gladly say so again in a courtroom.



Dr. Parnia: actual real life trained, accredited, and certified medical doctor.

Yellowhammer5: Some random dweeb on an internet message board.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10891 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:24 am to
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Dr. Parnia: actual real life trained, accredited, and certified medical doctor.

Yellowhammer5: Some random dweeb on an internet message board.


Dr. Parnia is concentrated on research surrounding the concept of consciousness after death that has clearly introduced a bias resulting in him using an antiquated definition of death.

Dr. Yellerhammer5 is an actual real life trained, accredited, and certified medical doctor that uses the up to date definition of death widely accepted by the medical field.

But by all means, be sure to purchase his books when you exit through the gift shop.
This post was edited on 10/19/17 at 9:26 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:27 am to
No your not.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:29 am to
If you haven’t heard, Darth is our resident Frankenstein, dude has been officially pronounced dead but is somehow still here with us.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:30 am to
You’re*
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:32 am to
Ears need very little energy to operate. The brain still works.

Just think about cellular life. It doesn't drain out all at once the second heart stops.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69495 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:33 am to
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If you haven’t heard, Darth is our resident Frankenstein, dude has been officially pronounced dead but is somehow still here with us.



Wrong. I never said they "officially declared" me dead. What did happen (and you already know this but choose to lie instead) was my heart stopped. I flat lined. No heart beat, no breathing, nothing. I basically bled to death internally as a result of my Coumadin dosage being far too high' causing me to bleed from the sutures in my heart following open heart surgery. They revivied me, stopped my bleeding, and I'm still here.

Why do you want to lie about me? Didn't your momma teach you it's not good to be a liar?
This post was edited on 10/19/17 at 9:35 am
Posted by georgia
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:37 am to
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When I was put under I don't remember a damn thing. Apparently I Had amnesia from about 10 minutes before they even put the stuff in the IV.



I remember every second up until I fell asleep when they put my neck back together. I was crying and scared. The next 12 hours after I don't remember, a lot of people came by I guess and my family said I was in a lot of pain, but I cant recall any of that part. 12 hours later I came to throwing up blood, and that is a memory I'll never forget.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25326 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:52 am to
Well the ear is essentially a simple mechanical device. Unless physically disrupted yes the ear would still function. Whether or not the nerves associated with converting the physical tympanic membrane deflections into biochemical/electrical impulses are capable of doing so is in question.


Essentially the electrical impulses that transmit sensation and thoughts are created by many sequential cation/anion movements. As long as the ionically chraged particles are present in the correct concentrations in the correct positions, nerve impulse should still be capable.

See the dead frog heart in saline solution experiments.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:21 am to
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Wrong. I never said they "officially declared" me dead. What did happen (and you already know this but choose to lie instead) was my heart stopped. I flat lined. No heart beat, no breathing, nothing. I basically bled to death internally as a result of my Coumadin dosage being far too high' causing me to bleed from the sutures in my heart following open heart surgery. They revivied me, stopped my bleeding, and I'm still here.

Why do you want to lie about me? Didn't your momma teach you it's not good to be a liar?

That's awfully good English for a zombie, Darth.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 12:21 pm to
Sanka, u ded?

Yeh mon
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75460 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 12:28 pm to
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Ears need very little energy to operate. The brain still works.

Just think about cellular life. It doesn't drain out all at once the second heart stops.

Cellular life won't last long without oxygen and glucose. With no circulation where does the glucose come from and for three days?

A blockage of a few minutes can kill brain cells.
This post was edited on 10/19/17 at 12:29 pm
Posted by ever43
Raleigh, NC
Member since Aug 2009
2947 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 12:42 pm to
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Can't wait till we can download our conscious into a virtual world and live forever.


That was a pretty good episode of Black Mirror
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6160 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 1:02 pm to
The aware study found nothing. This article is shite.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
17768 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 1:13 pm to

That's no fun.
I just woke up thirsty and confused.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
25536 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 2:03 pm to
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brain-may-continue-to-function

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Is this why black folks have funerals like 2 weeks later than white folks?



This is no time for jokes.
Posted by Delmore1951
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Member since Aug 2017
908 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 2:22 pm to
Stupid. Wrong post less
Posted by MaroonIntruder
Columbia,SC
Member since Apr 2009
416 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 2:25 pm to
Alan Watts would agree.
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