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re: Taking a dump next to women's offices
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:51 am to Cousin Key
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:51 am to Cousin Key
My job has the worst toilet paper, wondering if I should import my own.
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Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:52 am to SouthboundTiger
We used to have this guy that was about 375 lbs that would absolutely mutilate the bathrooms on a daily basis. I'm glad he left the company.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:53 am to SouthboundTiger
I have an office next to the women's bathroom. Walls a thin, i hear fireworks often
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:55 am to The Spleen
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Everybody poops. Never understood being self conscious about it.
Because it's disgusting.
I've never understood the fascination with bathroom humor.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:56 am to SouthboundTiger
Even Beyonce has to shite and wash her fat arse.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:57 am to Geauxboy
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Screw that. I couldn't dump in peace knowing the smells and sounds were creeping into her area. That, and she probably sees how long you are in there each time.
I'm not trying to frick any of the women I work with so I don't really care.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:58 am to SouthboundTiger
Back in my nightmare cube days I had one next to the women's bathroom.
The foul odors that came from that thing would gag a maggot, especially after enchilada Wednesday at the deli.
The foul odors that came from that thing would gag a maggot, especially after enchilada Wednesday at the deli.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:59 am to SouthboundTiger
Most women are attracted to it whether they want to admit it or not. It's primal. Strong smell, strong man. Let 'er rip gents.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:00 am to RogerTheShrubber
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Because it's disgusting.
I guess it just never bothered me much because I had 3 siblings and grew up in a pretty small house with just 2 bathrooms. I mean, I do try to be discreet about it, but if some gross smells waft out of there, big deal. Everybody's shite stinks.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:00 am to TigerNlc
quote:You queer or somthin?
I'm not trying to frick any of the women I work with so I don't really care.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:01 am to SouthboundTiger
she probably hated you anyway.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:20 am to The Spleen
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Everybody poops. Never understood being self conscious about it.
its called being considerate. I don't want to smell your shite, and don't want you to have to smell mine. Never understood being inconsiderate about it.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:22 am to SouthboundTiger
Go to a different floor each day to shite.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:23 am to RogerTheShrubber
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I've never understood the fascination with bathroom humor.
+1.
nor the fascination with people's gastrointestinal habits.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:25 am to SouthboundTiger
The women's bathroom smells worse than the guys at my office. **** hits you in the face when you walk by.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:25 am to SouthboundTiger
You people make working in small businesses/offices sound awful
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:28 am to tigerinthebueche
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its called being considerate.
Sure. It's possible to be considerate while also not being self conscious about someone else smelling it.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:30 am to SouthboundTiger
Women love this. It's marking your territory and displaying male dominance.
Next thing to do is wait until she steps out of her office, then sneak in and quickly deposit your male scent there with a quick fart of something.
Next thing to do is wait until she steps out of her office, then sneak in and quickly deposit your male scent there with a quick fart of something.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:34 am to SouthboundTiger
The bathroom in our common work area has a "No Pooping" sign on it after the owner's son dropped a foul one a few months back.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:45 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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You people make working in small businesses/offices sound awful
in my experience of a small office, the only smells that are worse than the bathroom, are some of the ones that come from the kitchen.
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