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Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:57 pm to theunknownknight
Gonna need someone to get down there and run a chalk line.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:57 pm to Salmon
Same. 3 for 3 on that front. Might need to get my taint tied to avoid 4.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 3:58 pm to ned nederlander
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Might need to get my taint tied to avoid 4.
I think the best way for that to happen is to go frick yourself.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 4:00 pm to theunknownknight
Does age matter? I don't want my wife walking in on me measuring my 10 month old sons taint just to see if he's gonna be gay or not.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 4:01 pm to Triple Bogey
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Does age matter? I don't want my wife walking in on me measuring my 10 month old sons taint just to see if he's gonna be gay or not.
Age doesn’t matter - but the minimum taint size would obviously be different
Posted on 4/28/21 at 4:03 pm to theunknownknight
Brb looking for a ruler and a floor mirror
Posted on 4/28/21 at 4:03 pm to HempHead
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Oh shite. I think I'm at 3.5" now.
You're past super straight status.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 4:05 pm to SammyTiger
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Where does a taint scientifically start and stop?
Exactly.
I've never measures my taint, but I did do a fertility test last month.
Volume low. Fertility way above normal
Posted on 4/28/21 at 4:06 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 4/28/21 at 4:08 pm to Triple Bogey
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I don't want my wife walking in on me measuring my 10 month old sons taint just to see if he's gonna be gay or not.
It probably matters. The age group she measured were college aged kids. The kids' moms were tested 20 or so years prior for phthalates in their urine while pregnant. There was a strong correlation between dudes with tiny taints and moms with phthalates in their urine while pregnant.
Tell your pregnant wife to lay off the bottled water. Probably not a big deal if the water never warmed up but phthalates will dissolve into water from the plastic as the temperature rises.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 4:10 pm to X123F45
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Volume low.
Just slow down the fapping frequency and volume will naturally increase.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 4:11 pm to X123F45
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Volume low. Fertility way above normal
Posted on 4/28/21 at 4:13 pm to theunknownknight
When you get to my age, taint worth checking.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 4:15 pm to GumboPot
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Just slow down the fapping frequency and volume will naturally increase.
At least once a day since I was 9 or so.
I'm surprised a white flag of defeat doesn't come out.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 4:26 pm to GumboPot
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It probably matters. The age group she measured were college aged kids.
She actually measured newborns and infants in 2 previous studies before the college one - same results
Posted on 4/28/21 at 5:04 pm to Ron Cheramie
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participated in taint measuring in rodents
Posted on 4/28/21 at 5:11 pm to theunknownknight
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Age doesn’t matter - but the minimum taint size would obviously be different
This should be an addition to birth certificates. Weight. Length. Blood Type. Taint. Could really be u undervalued info to a physician.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 5:14 pm to Sao
This thread is magic.
Many OT'ers learned on this day that there is no subtle way to measure your own taint.
Many OT'ers learned on this day that there is no subtle way to measure your own taint.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 5:15 pm to theunknownknight
Thanks, I needed a pick-me-up today.
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