re: Stupidest thing you've done to get fired.

It’s probly on reddit or tumblr or pie hub

I tried streaking at a Yankees game because but was too shy to get completely naked so I wore a flesh colored body suit

Unfortunately I didn’t get fired, and actually got the name ‘Body Suit Man’

Sure you did.

Member when you fired me for answering all of your e-mails with the "I agree with this" meme?

I member.

Years and years ago i recorded the smoke break times of every employee for a month.

I presented those times to the boss and asked that since i don’t smoke, can i have the same allotted time of and leave early at the end of the day?

This was not seen as a very welcomed thing

Nothing I did but when I worked at DIA there was a guy doing snow plowing and he was hotdogging in his rig. He spun his rig to fast and slammed into a plane. Not only was he fired he was also arrested. When I saw all of the cop cars, company cars and airport cars by the plane I knew exactly who did it and what happened.

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Fired from first real job after college.
We were in line at lunch a Souper Salad in Plano ~October 1999.
I said to a coworker that our Boss "sucks and swallows the CEO's jiz". A secretary from another department(also our boss' wife's BFF) was behind us in line.
I was fired the next morning.

I was fired from a Domino's Pizza for running around the store with a broom between my legs and poked the Manager's wife in the butthole with it.


I was fired from selling LSU Football programs in 1991 for getting blackout drunk and dropping my money all over the counter when turning in leftover programs. They called my HS coach(that's how you got the job) and that was that. I don't remember any of it.
Damned Red 10K and Vodka.

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My first job out of college was with a small consulting company. The owner was really sleazy. He did consulting for businesses he had ownership interests in and paid himself that way. The job sucked. it was a ton of work, I did all the books for 7 different companies.

He was selling off some businesses and I saw the writing on the wall that he didn't need as much staff, so i just stopped working and posted on TD and applied for new jobs all day for about a month. I thought I could make it through to the end of the year doing almost nothing, but he ended up firing me 2 days before Christmas

I just saw this episode for the 1st time the other day. fricking hilarious

I had a co-worker who did a phone interview while we were all on a conference call but she forgot to mute the other phone. There were 20+ people on the call. Needless to say, she wasn't on the next one.