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re: Stupid Commercials You Hate!

Posted on 9/6/17 at 9:39 am to
Posted by Graton
Member since Jun 2017
257 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 9:39 am to
The one for Gildan clothing that must have aired at least half a dozen times during the LSU game featuring old dudes in their underwear.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21449 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 9:49 am to
quote:

the attempt to resurrect the kfc colonel has failed. they need to move on.


The problem is with the character, almost anything they do with him has at least a minute chance of being called racial unless they stick with the "make this old southern white guy look like an idiot" theme.

Yes, best plan is to simply drop it all together.
Posted by jamsmiley
Zachary La
Member since Nov 2008
632 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 9:56 am to
Sweet Caroline
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
3965 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 9:59 am to
Glad to see I'm not the only one noticing the white guy being the stupid race ideas. Just like all burglars are white now. Yeah right.

I personally hate the ones where they try to bullshite you into buying gold or silver. "If you can't hold it, do you truly own it?". Silver can go to 200 bucks an ounce........Really, it can bottom out too. Duh.
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
3605 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:00 am to
Regions with Eddie and his fukin Granite shop. Yeah, dick, I'm sure Stacy the personal banker has alot of good advice on how to run the business. Also the one with his annoying voiced wife Pearla whom is working her way through pharmacy school. I lower the volume on the radio every 3 minutes they play. Now these knobs have a TV commercial. We get it Regions, u help the Mexicans. But it's not that, I just genuinely hate hearing them speak. I wonder if there is really even a granite shop.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:01 am to
Samuel L. Jackson trying to sing for Capital One/Spotify.

The T Mobile one with the song, "Alway's Something There to Remind Me."
Posted by jstew311
Grant Parish Meth Lab
Member since Dec 2005
853 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:02 am to
Any commercial that targets old naive people with actors that pretend to be sincere about a rip off product. Reverse mortgage ones are the worst.
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5564 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:03 am to
I forgot, and this one has me SMH. The Liberty Mutual one with the damn teens who can't change a flat tire.. Seriously, who raises a pussy assed kid who can't change a flat tire?
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:08 am to
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Any commercial that targets old naive people with actors that pretend to be sincere about a rip off product. Reverse mortgage ones are the worst.


??? Tom Selleck's mustache does not lie.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
1505 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:10 am to
Anything from Sonic. Anything.
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
4296 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:32 am to
The majority of em. There's a few that aren't bad funny/cute. Thanks to the viagra ads with the insanely sexy women and to Kate Hudson and the Fabletics commercials,those are good ones
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11920 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:35 am to
Anti-smoking commercials are usually dumb.
Posted by brmach
Member since Aug 2012
771 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:36 am to
Puppy Monkey Baby. I thought it had gone away but they've brought it back out again.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17015 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:43 am to
In New Orleans there is this attorney named Chip Forstall who has the worst commercials I have ever seen on tv.

Usually it's him driving or walking around the city with some 'professional' singer with lyrics about how great of a lawyer he is. A few of them have this hideous tatted-up singer who has arguably the worst voice I have ever heard. Beyond cringeworthy. I hope he isn't paying these people, but I'm sure he is.

Runner up is Steve's Bail Bonds. I cannot hit the mute button fast enough when this awfulness comes on. If I could sue them for ear-rape, I would. Maybe I could hire Chip Forstall to do it?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61634 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:45 am to
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19133 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:56 am to
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I bought a policy and the evil insurance company wants to enforce the policy that I agreed to as the policy is written. What am I supposed to do, drive half a Brad?



I freakin' hate the "Brad" commercial. You named your car "Brad". The "accident" was your car's way of killing itself. Anything to get away from your crazy arse.

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This post was edited on 9/6/17 at 10:58 am
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4682 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:59 am to
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
5692 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 11:01 am to
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and they have that obvious dealer posing as a "nurse" or something



Exactly, who really believes that guy isn't a dealer? "You can't go it alone"
This post was edited on 9/6/17 at 11:01 am
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
29180 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 11:39 pm to
Can't let this thread die without mentioning that dickhead Spencer Calahan. He just wants to help. Help you take advantage of our broken legal system to defraud insurance companies so all our rates can go up. There's a special place in Hell for him and his shyster buddies.
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 9/6/17 at 11:47 pm to
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Satellite radio - 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS


I hate these commercials with a passion. Both versions; the corny off-key country guy and the corny off-key country kid. "Donate your car to day yay yay". I hope their charity gets shut down for tax evasion or something.

On the flip side, I love that commercial with the opera singer and the guy singing "tomato soup" off key with her. I mention it here because I imagine I am the only hearing person who likes it.

ETA okay, maybe I don't want the charity to get shut down; but for the love of God, ditch those f'ing commercials. Geesh.
This post was edited on 9/6/17 at 11:49 pm
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