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Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:26 am to nes2010
That ain't enough to cuss a cat
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:26 am to nes2010
quote:
My Grandpa called dog turds a Dutchman's razor.
tired of using old dog turds to shave - join our shave club for $1 a week!
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:29 am to nes2010
"Back in W-W-2, we used to bang broads like they were going out of style. We even made up a song: Ten at a time for a dime, ten at a time for a dime. In W-W-2, I used to be a seaman. Now I just spread it all over my wife's arse."
Sure miss that ol' badger.
Sure miss that ol' badger.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:33 am to shutterspeed
Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra
Colder than a well-diggers arse
Happier than a two-peckered billy goat
Tighter than Dick's hatband
Tighter than a preacher's d*ck up a mules arse
That's enough to start a settin' duck to f*ckin'
LC
Colder than a well-diggers arse
Happier than a two-peckered billy goat
Tighter than Dick's hatband
Tighter than a preacher's d*ck up a mules arse
That's enough to start a settin' duck to f*ckin'
LC
This post was edited on 11/21/15 at 10:35 am
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:38 am to nes2010
Let the hair go with the hyde
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:39 am to NewIberiaHaircut
että oksentaa -"that's puke!"
paska marjat shite berries
mennä hypätä järvi- go jump in a lake.
paska marjat shite berries
mennä hypätä järvi- go jump in a lake.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:41 am to Pepe Lepew
"Never Trust a chicken with two weasels."
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:42 am to nes2010
too soon old, too late smart.
that's what's called, making lemonade out of lemons!
you can catch more flies with honey, than with salt!
better to be a live chicken, than a dead chicken!
if everybody jumps off a bridge, are you gonna join them?
that's what's called, making lemonade out of lemons!
you can catch more flies with honey, than with salt!
better to be a live chicken, than a dead chicken!
if everybody jumps off a bridge, are you gonna join them?
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:44 am to nes2010
"Get outta town". Dad said this when he was told something unbelievable.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 10:09 am to nes2010
"I'll be dog...", and "I'll be doggone." 
Posted on 11/21/15 at 10:13 am to CCT
Hotter than two rats frickin in a wool sock
Hotter tha a two dollar whore on nickel night
Tighter than uncle dicks hat band
How's your hammer hanging? Straight down and I'm looking for something to nail.
Well frick me running
Jesus H Christ on rubber crutches
shite bird
Hotter tha a two dollar whore on nickel night
Tighter than uncle dicks hat band
How's your hammer hanging? Straight down and I'm looking for something to nail.
Well frick me running
Jesus H Christ on rubber crutches
shite bird
Posted on 11/21/15 at 10:31 am to nes2010
I remember when I was younger and my cousin and I were working on fixing up an old mini-bike my dad had in our garage. He was mixing some fiberglass to patch the fuel tank and it had a very strong smell. We commented on how much it smelled. His response:
quote:
It'll knock a buzzard off a shite wagon at 20 yards.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 10:53 am to nes2010
Get that shite-eatin' grin off your face.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 10:54 am to nes2010
I don't need to know how to build a watch, I just want to know what time it is.
I still use this when someone won't get to the point.
I still use this when someone won't get to the point.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 12:33 pm to nes2010
You couldn't get laid waiving a $100 bill in a whore house.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 12:36 pm to nes2010
Posted on 11/21/15 at 12:42 pm to Slingscode
quote:
You couldn't get laid waiving a $100 bill in a whore house.
Inflation has hit the sexual arts community.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 12:47 pm to nes2010
When you ask them how they're doing they say "fair to midland."
Posted on 11/21/15 at 1:11 pm to nes2010
Slicker than an owls pecker in January
shite i gotta piss like a russian race horse
shite i gotta piss like a russian race horse
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