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Study Says Singles Are Cranking Themselves an Average of 3 Times A Day (NSFW possibly)

Posted on 3/14/21 at 7:41 am
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 3/14/21 at 7:41 am
A survey found that 48% of singles are pleasuring themselves more frequently than before.

Courtesy: Study Finds

quote:

The poll of 2,005 single (and unabashed) Americans finds three in 10 are masturbating more than once a day. However, only 14 percent are doing it just once a day. Self-pleasure has seen an uptick since March 2020, with nearly half of respondents (48%) admitting to doing it more frequently than ever before as a result of their isolation.


So what’s your average, or even best score.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 3/14/21 at 7:43 am to
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 3/14/21 at 7:45 am to
quote:

Singles Are Cranking Themselves an Average of 3 Times A Day



In unrelated news, married men are averaging 6 times a day.
Posted by lsuroadie
South LA
Member since Oct 2007
8396 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 7:50 am to
quote:

finds three in 10 are masturbating more than once a day
frickin’ rookies
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13250 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 7:51 am to
Wolf of Wall Street gif incoming.



The Nature Boy Ric Flair himself said he josh-knocked twice a day everyday.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 3/14/21 at 7:57 am to
Posted by RAB
Member since Aug 2019
985 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 7:58 am to
We are getting closer to Idiocracy by the day.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77965 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 8:02 am to
At my peak, 8-10 times a day was no biggie
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 8:03 am to
I just hit #3 for today
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19422 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 8:13 am to
You gotta crank those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16206 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 8:15 am to
If you are single and have the whole place to yourself - three times a day is an easy task.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15759 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 8:17 am to
quote:

We are getting closer to Idiocracy by the day.


I guess so bc I can’t follow the data.

quote:

Americans finds three in 10 are masturbating more than once a day. However, only 14 percent are doing it just once a day.


30% are more than once a day.
14% once a day.
So that means 53% don’t at all?

But there is an increase in 48% of the people. But only 44% beat off total. I’m confused.

If 53% don’t at all but the average is 3 times a day, then people who are jerking off must be spanking it 6 times a day to make up for the ones that don’t?
This post was edited on 3/14/21 at 9:13 am
Posted by tidalmouse
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Posted on 3/14/21 at 8:29 am to
Posted by Notnac
Vidalia
Member since Nov 2020
881 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 8:30 am to
Why would anyone study this?
Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7282 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 8:37 am to
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Why would anyone study this?


In order to receive a couple hundred thousand in the form of a federal grant to conduct this study. Hell, the government awarded $175k to a couple guys in the 80s to study the flow rates of different brands of ketchup!
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 8:43 am to
quote:

At my peak, 8-10 times a day was no biggie


Buuuuuuullllllllllllllll
shite
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48519 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 8:43 am to
Dating apps and unlimited porn. Adults have less sex now than they did pre internet on average.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15759 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 8:57 am to
quote:

Dating apps and unlimited porn. Adults have less sex now than they did pre internet on average.


Uhh. I think you are using dating apps wrong. They are not intended as jerk off material.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65667 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 8:57 am to
And with this news, shaking hands going forward is a dead convention.
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