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Strong genes: should you donate semen

Posted on 6/7/18 at 5:42 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27348 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 5:42 pm
I feel like you have a responsibility to do this if you have four of the five qualities:

Zero health issues
Higher intelligence
Freakish athletic ability
Atypical useful body type
Aesthetic 9+
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52908 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 5:42 pm to
Aren’t you fat?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29449 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

if you have four of the five qualities:

Zero health issues
Higher intelligence
Freakish athletic ability
Atypical useful body type
Aesthetic 9+

This is the OT, we've all got 6 out of 5.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63192 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 5:44 pm to
That's why he said

quote:

you
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

donate


Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 5:48 pm to
I donate every weekend
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43318 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 5:48 pm to
Obligatory "I donated semen to your wife last night" OT post.

Posted by bootyswamper
Paulina KopKop
Member since Nov 2004
2291 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 5:51 pm to
Donated to the drain in my shower
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 6:11 pm to
Most of the OT would go in the little sad, dust covered jars that are only there in case the world needs to be repopulated and all the good samples are destroyed
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29462 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 6:48 pm to
I donate semen on a regular basis. Sometimes they are willing, sometimes not.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17127 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 6:49 pm to
You have obviously never heard of the paternity judgements against mere donators.

In the current, so pathetically biased, and pro feminazi, judicial climate only a fool would participate in this folly!
Posted by BruceJender
Houston
Member since Dec 2016
620 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 7:32 pm to
What are the actual requirements to donate?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27348 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

Aren’t you fat?



I said four out of five for a reason.

Although, put me in the good looking shoulders, legs, facial aesthetics and strong jaw line category :cheers.

I keep my caloric stores in preparation for the post apocalyptic world.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90479 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 8:38 pm to
I'm going to start donating every time I masturbste so eventually I'll have created a master race that rules the world
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Zero health issues Higher intelligence Freakish athletic ability Atypical useful body type Aesthetic 9+


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