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Posted on 12/29/15 at 5:23 pm to Mrs. Amaro
Cool place to go and have a couple beers with the RIGHT friends before you go to a real bar.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 5:23 pm to Beetlejuice
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As I get older, I don't see the appeal. It's not inexpensive, and I've seen hotter women in yoga pants at Target.
Thoughts?
My favorite place has 9$ 16 oz steaks (used to be 3.50 13 years ago) and 65 beers on tap and of course full nude.
It isn't grimy or dirty so it's not a bad time now and then.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 5:27 pm to Beetlejuice
As I've gotten older I've learned how to have the best strip club experience.
You want to go on a weekday afternoon so that there won't be a huge crowd.
Go alone so you can be yourself without worrying about looking cool in front of your friends.
Get some food while you're there. A lot of times one of the dancers will come talk to you while you eat and it's fun to hear their stories
Try to make a personal connection with one dancer in particular. Maybe I'm just a good listener, but almost every time I've been to a club at least one of the dancers has been all over me all afternoon. I'm talking sitting on my lap, letting me buy her drinks, offering private dances, the whole nine yards.
If you learn the tricks of the trade you'll be wanting to visit the strip club 3-4 times a week like I do
You want to go on a weekday afternoon so that there won't be a huge crowd.
Go alone so you can be yourself without worrying about looking cool in front of your friends.
Get some food while you're there. A lot of times one of the dancers will come talk to you while you eat and it's fun to hear their stories
Try to make a personal connection with one dancer in particular. Maybe I'm just a good listener, but almost every time I've been to a club at least one of the dancers has been all over me all afternoon. I'm talking sitting on my lap, letting me buy her drinks, offering private dances, the whole nine yards.
If you learn the tricks of the trade you'll be wanting to visit the strip club 3-4 times a week like I do
Posted on 12/29/15 at 5:31 pm to Mrs. Amaro
They have always made me feel really uncomfortable. There's something about paying money on women that rub themselves all over trucker dicks all day really isn't my thing. Also, if you look around while one is dancing and you see all the creepers licking their lips while tossing out dollar bills only to have the "dancers" crawl around stage picking up said crumpled dollar bills for income, really grosses me out.
frick, I might be gay.
frick, I might be gay.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 5:39 pm to Beetlejuice
I'd like to say it's a waste, but damn I have had some fun in strip clubs.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 5:40 pm to Grim
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As I've gotten older I've learned how to have the best strip club experience. You want to go on a weekday afternoon so that there won't be a huge crowd. Go alone so you can be yourself without worrying about looking cool in front of your friends. Get some food while you're there. A lot of times one of the dancers will come talk to you while you eat and it's fun to hear their stories Try to make a personal connection with one dancer in particular. Maybe I'm just a good listener, but almost every time I've been to a club at least one of the dancers has been all over me all afternoon. I'm talking sitting on my lap, letting me buy her drinks, offering private dances, the whole nine yards. If you learn the tricks of the trade you'll be wanting to visit the strip club 3-4 times a week like I do
well done
Posted on 12/29/15 at 5:41 pm to nobigdeal69
Voyeurism is so much more fun
Posted on 12/29/15 at 5:43 pm to MisterFaster
Unless you're a pro athlete or rapper looking to blow $30k, dive strip clubs are much, much more fun than the big name joints. Woodville and Mound both blow away any of the Penthouse or Hustler clubs as far as what contact is allowed and somehow they keep the peace with no need for the juiced up troglodyte security detail.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 6:23 pm to shinerfan
visions
where the pros go to play
where the pros go to play
Posted on 12/29/15 at 6:24 pm to Grim
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As I've gotten older I've learned how to have the best strip club experience.
You want to go on a weekday afternoon so that there won't be a huge crowd.
Go alone so you can be yourself without worrying about looking cool in front of your friends.
Get some food while you're there. A lot of times one of the dancers will come talk to you while you eat and it's fun to hear their stories
Try to make a personal connection with one dancer in particular. Maybe I'm just a good listener, but almost every time I've been to a club at least one of the dancers has been all over me all afternoon. I'm talking sitting on my lap, letting me buy her drinks, offering private dances, the whole nine yards.
Ahh the subtle troll - most definitely a lost art. very well done.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 6:29 pm to shinerfan
What are the women like at woodville?
I would say penthouse averages about an 7.8. Lots of 7's & 8's. Some 9's. For me personally, the hotness of the strippers is worth paying more.
I would say penthouse averages about an 7.8. Lots of 7's & 8's. Some 9's. For me personally, the hotness of the strippers is worth paying more.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 6:39 pm to Beetlejuice
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waste of time and money
You can spend half of what you would have at a strip club and buy a fifth of whiskey and have a backpage escort come to your house for an hour and get a lot more out of it with the same quality of women
Posted on 12/29/15 at 6:42 pm to Mrs. Amaro
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U gotta go to the strip clubs on Bourbon street because the ladys will do the tings they aint suppose to do!
Only strip clubs I will go to. If you buy the 250 dollar VIP 30 minute dance, they'll at least give you a BJ most of the time.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 6:44 pm to Beetlejuice
Waste of time and money
Posted on 12/29/15 at 6:46 pm to Grim
You sound like one of those GRIM'y motherfrickers
Posted on 12/29/15 at 6:47 pm to Beetlejuice
Never been. Don't need to. I have the Internet
Posted on 12/29/15 at 6:48 pm to deltaland
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have a backpage escort come to your house for an hour and get a lot more out of it with the same quality of women
Not true in the nola area. Backpage hoes are nasty as frick and still cost 100-200. I dont spend that much at penthouse even getting a $40 lapdance.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 6:49 pm to danilo
Poor bastard
Posted on 12/29/15 at 6:52 pm to SuperSaint
SS is man to go with. He always brings home an extra or two
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