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Strangest First Date/Blind Date Stories
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:41 pm
I've been single for a few years now. Don't really date much, but I've been on a few setup dates. It's a completely different world than the dating game I was in 20 years ago. Two that stick out.
One woman asked me -- about halfway through an already awkward blind dinner date -- if she moved in, would I expect her to pay for half of the household bills. Or would I take care of everything?
Another told me that her boyfriend (an attorney) had just been arrested for laundering money for his criminal clients. And that she had been ordered into rehab as a condition of being able to keep custody of her son. But she wanted to kick off a new relationship right before heading into rehab. "So she would have something to look forward to when she got out."
Both of those conversations happened less than an hour into a first date.
I'm sure those are pretty tame compared to what else is out there. Just curious: whatcha got?
One woman asked me -- about halfway through an already awkward blind dinner date -- if she moved in, would I expect her to pay for half of the household bills. Or would I take care of everything?
Another told me that her boyfriend (an attorney) had just been arrested for laundering money for his criminal clients. And that she had been ordered into rehab as a condition of being able to keep custody of her son. But she wanted to kick off a new relationship right before heading into rehab. "So she would have something to look forward to when she got out."
Both of those conversations happened less than an hour into a first date.
I'm sure those are pretty tame compared to what else is out there. Just curious: whatcha got?
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Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:44 pm to No Colors
quote:Are we going to get the rest of the story, Paul?
One woman asked me -- about halfway through an already awkward blind dinner date -- if she moved in, would I expect her to pay for half of the household bills. Or would I take care of everything?
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:44 pm to No Colors
I’ll wait right here for mikelbr. I’m sure he’ll have something worthwhile to contribute.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:44 pm to No Colors
Blind date to an LSU football game as a freshman. She had an allergic reaction to peanut dust and the date ended with an ambulance ride.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:46 pm to No Colors
Not me but a girl I was dating at the time set up her friend for the Delta Gamma White Rose ball... After the ball, Me and my GF were heading to the Quarter with said girl and set up date.
They were in the back of my Supra at the time, poor guy shite his pants because he couldn't get out fast enough to go shite in the garage..
They were in the back of my Supra at the time, poor guy shite his pants because he couldn't get out fast enough to go shite in the garage..
This post was edited on 5/14/20 at 4:48 pm
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:46 pm to Jim Rockford
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Blind date to an LSU football game as a freshman. She had an allergic reaction to peanut dust and the date ended with an ambulance ride.
Did you give her your epipen?
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:47 pm to upgrayedd
That shite's expensive, baw.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:47 pm to No Colors
Met a girl at the bulldog. She was completely wasted when I showed up. 15 min in I went to the bathroom and just left
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:48 pm to Hangover Haven
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Supra
pics?
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my GF
...pics?
Also, I'd never trust a single one of my friends or family to pick out a girl for me. They'd all get a kick out of setting me up with some horrible mix of Helen Keller and Rosie O'Donnell
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:48 pm to Jim Rockford
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That shite's expensive, baw.
Only if you inject inside her
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:51 pm to justsaygeaux2
Busted
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:51 pm to upgrayedd
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Did you give her your epipen?
"OK, baby. You're just gonna feel a little prick"...
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:54 pm to Boring
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pics?
It was an '80 Supra.. Got it my senior year in HS in '82..
Looked like this '79... Had minor differences..
This post was edited on 5/14/20 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:55 pm to No Colors
Buddy in college had a date with a girl he'd been after for a while, but the catch was she wanted to do a double date with her roommate. Buddy told me she was cute, so I agreed to play wingman.
We go to their house to pick them up, and surprisingly she was pretty cute. Get the awkward introductions out of the way and get back in the car to head to the restaurant for dinner, and she proceeds to talk the entire way about her religious beliefs. She was strict Southern Baptist. I chalked it up to maybe her being nervous or something, but it continued at dinner. It dominated the entire conversation. We were supposed to go to a bar afterwards to see some band. We get there, and she becomes a completely different person. Buying shots for everyone, asking if I had any weed, dancing with anyone around her, grinding on me and making out with me. My buddy is having good luck with his date and says he's jetting and taking her home. I really don't want to be left with this crazy girl even though I gauge she may be DTF. I give him a look and we all get back in the car to head back to their place. Buddy goes back to his date's bedroom, and my date proceeds with the religious talk like her behavior in the bar didn't happen. She invites me to go to church with her the next morning, I decline and tell her I need to get going. Walked 2 miles home(this was before cell phones). Smoked a bowl, jerked off and went to bed. Never saw either of those girls again.
We go to their house to pick them up, and surprisingly she was pretty cute. Get the awkward introductions out of the way and get back in the car to head to the restaurant for dinner, and she proceeds to talk the entire way about her religious beliefs. She was strict Southern Baptist. I chalked it up to maybe her being nervous or something, but it continued at dinner. It dominated the entire conversation. We were supposed to go to a bar afterwards to see some band. We get there, and she becomes a completely different person. Buying shots for everyone, asking if I had any weed, dancing with anyone around her, grinding on me and making out with me. My buddy is having good luck with his date and says he's jetting and taking her home. I really don't want to be left with this crazy girl even though I gauge she may be DTF. I give him a look and we all get back in the car to head back to their place. Buddy goes back to his date's bedroom, and my date proceeds with the religious talk like her behavior in the bar didn't happen. She invites me to go to church with her the next morning, I decline and tell her I need to get going. Walked 2 miles home(this was before cell phones). Smoked a bowl, jerked off and went to bed. Never saw either of those girls again.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:58 pm to No Colors
First date + blind date with IRL 4 (no pics). We were getting pretty hammered and I'd been in a dry spell, so I was considering it. Then she had one drink too many and told me she was looking for a partner who'd be up for getting freaky with Harry Potter role playing.
I mean, if she'd wanted to play Sultan and Harem Girl, I'd have been down, but Harry Potter? Pass.
I mean, if she'd wanted to play Sultan and Harem Girl, I'd have been down, but Harry Potter? Pass.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 4:58 pm to No Colors
I met my wife on a blind date.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 5:01 pm to WDE24
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Are we going to get the rest of the story, Paul
I could safely say that she and I weren't on the same page with the relationship
Posted on 5/14/20 at 5:02 pm to The Spleen
Dude... You didn't understand repressed pussy. Good shite, much better than your hand.
I dated the daughter of a SB minister in high school. First date, I could NOT get my dick out of her mouth.
I dated the daughter of a SB minister in high school. First date, I could NOT get my dick out of her mouth.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 5:03 pm to hedgehog
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I met my wife on a blind date.
Poor darling really was blind? ;)
Posted on 5/14/20 at 5:06 pm to No Colors
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But she wanted to kick off a new relationship right before heading into rehab. "So she would have something to look forward to when she got out."
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